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It must piss the ghost of Che Guevarra off so much that his face makes all this money for capitalism.

But that also means he doesn’t get the money back, meaning he must be broke as hell if he’s permanently losing $20,000 just to avoid temorarily putting $200,000 in other hands.

I have to add in the caveat that literally the only reason we don’t have a Warren G. Harding mug shot is that he died before he could be arrested.

Oddly enough, the lightest Bond of all, Roger Moore, played that same kind of role in The Wild Geese. It’s pretty disturbing.

One big regret of Connery leaving the role is that we didn’t get to hear him say the name “Octopussy.”

That first look at his face where he says “Bond, James Bond” was a total accident during filming. It was written that way just because he was replying to the way Sylvia had introduced herself, and wasn’t supposed to be anythig special, but then on one take Connery just happened to pause and light his cigarette between

I’m a bit curious what exactly led them to adapt this particular book first, as it’s one of the few in the series that directly ties back to a previous one. The prior book From Russia with Love ends on a cliffhanger with Bond getting brainwashed and strangling M, and then Dr. No opens with him being stopped and

My favorite acting moment of Connery is when he learns the guy meeting him at the airport isn’t from the agency, and he gets that smirk as he decides to have some fun with this situation and lead the guy on until they’re out of public. So much of what makes the character work in that one expression.

Dude, writing that movie involved doing a search and replace on the Point Break script to turn “surfboard” into “car.” Sit down.

I remember all the ads for But I’m a Cheerleader tried to make it look like a goofy misunderstanding comedy where everyone falsely thinks she’s gay. Then people watched the movie and the first thing you see is images of bouncing boobs going through her head while she’s kissing someone.

I’m just glad the show is continuing the commitment to showing the New Republic as a total shitshow that can’t get a single thing effectively done, and it’s a miracle they weren’t wiped out long before Force Awakens.

My favorite part is his apparently thinking Corellia is a brand new planet we’ve never heard of before.

If only 1% of the Jedi who were around in the prequels survived Order 66, we’re still not close to all of them being accounted for. This joke is extremely played out.

The part I imagine would be really jarring to people who have never seen the animated shows is the casual reveal of Sabine being a Mandalorian near the end of the first episode, when absolutely nothing about the group as we know them from Mando or Boba’s shows was indicated about her before that point. And even then,

Here’s a wild idea: give Zack Snyder a movie series of Shakespeare’s history plays. It can be completely his own cinematic universe to keep him busy and happy, there’s plenty of giant battle scenes where his talent as a visual artist can be put to great use, and the whole thing is already written for him so there’s no

But you’ve still heard of it, and apparently anyone who says with a straight face that you can’t mock bigotry anymore wants us to believe they haven’t.

“[In the past] you could joke about a bigot and have a laugh—that was hysterical. And it was about educating people on how ridiculous people were. And now we’re not allowed to do that,”

Filoni just seems bizarrely obsessed with turning Mace into a sanctimonious, hypocritical asshole every chance he gets, most of all when he doesn’t even have the grace to apologize for throwing Ahsoka under the bus when it turns out she’s innocent, instead brushing off all the shit the Council put her through as “the

It was a huge coward’s move by the writers to have Pong Krell be a traitor who’s turned to the dark side, rather than explore how a Jedi could also be a total asshole. Really, my big complaint with Clone Wars overall is that it seemed to have no interest in following up on the Episode 3 crawl’s statement that there

It’s a myth that the festival goers were all trust fund kids. The average ticket price was $1,200, incredibly good for a days-long party in the Carribean with every single amenity covered. But for some reason, every headline added another zero.