For the rest of human existence people will be saying, “Andor is one of the best things Star Wars ever did. Just make sure you only watch the first season.”

Haven’t seen the movie, have you?

So...please tell me this isn’t going to be a whole movie about 75 year old Michael Keaton perving on Jenna Ortega. Literally no one wants that. In fact, watching the movie again recently, it hit me that Beetlejuice himself is actually the part of the movie you could most easily discard if you wanted to make a…

Lucifer deserves a mention. Initially rescued by Netflix for an abbreviated fourth season, did well enough for a slightly longer fifth and final season, then Netflix was so impressed that they gave it a surprise renewal for one more, so they just chopped off the ten minute epilogue of what was supposed to be the…

It’s pretty amazing just how badly Theo James screwed Sanditon over, openly saying he was leaving the show as a “Fuck you” to the fans because he loves chaos and unhappy endings.

It feels like Badgley’s about to go full Kirk Cameron and insist any female character he has a remotely romantic interaction with suddenly be replaced by his wife.

It would be pretty fun if a country ever tried to enforce absolute diplomatic immunity, and suddenly found themselves cut off from the rest of the world.

So, apparently a sizable amount of fans were legit expecting this episode to start by saying “Just kidding!” and reveal that last week’s ending was a daydream Barry was having. What level of contempt do they have for this creative team to think they’d pull that?

The show’s in this really weird position where both spinoffs are FAR surperior to the ostensible “main” series. Maybe this will let it reach that level.

The really just plain weird part about this is that Dee Snider, beloved LGBT ally since the fucking ‘80s, decided to give this comment his full support, and up to now hasn’t made any kind of further statement about it, even after it became clear how betrayed his entire fanbase felt and he started getting support from…

That whole “My new wife gave me a good healthy kid, not like that useless damaged kid my other wife gave me” thing was the tipping point for me.

Jurassic World really felt like the point where he said “Fuck everything people love about me, I want to just be the cool douchebro now!”

So all that stuff about how James Gunn shouldn’t have been fired and only he can do these movies was just bullshit as far as Pratt was concerned, I guess.

For an idea how this will turn out, watch the Season 1 finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation. It was made very shortly before the 1988 writers’ strike was about to hit, so they just grabbed a first draft script off the pile and filmed it exactly as-is, and even with the generally crappy script quality that whole…

My favorite part is that Alan Horn had been happily retired, secure in his legacy as a revered legend in the business. Then Disney brought him back, and now he’ll forever be known as the guy who fired James Gunn because a bunch of Nazis told him to.

So we’re all in now on pretending Chloe Zhao hated doing a Marvel film?

I look forward to McKay saying anyone who doesn’t like it must be a murderer.

The best part is that all the people who trashed Love and Thunder for being too jokey are now trashing this one for being too serious. As the 12th Doctor put it, “Like every tantruming child in history, you don’t actually know what you want.”

So who wants to tell them we already got this, and it was pretty awesome?

The thing is, if you don’t mention it, it looks like you’re deliberately ignoring it. Imagine doing a review of a new Kevin Spacey movie without mentioning his issues.