Everyone going nuts trying to figure out who’s going to die, while Mike White is just thinking “Guys, I really don’t make it that complicated.”

She was also going to do Thor: The Dark World, until she read the script and realized all the hate it was going to get would be aimed unfairly at her, which would probably have a big effect on all female directors.

The show’s greatest achievement is recognizing what a complete asshole Mal is in the books and just remaking the character from the ground up.

Rita is a really genius take on the “manic pixie dream girl,” where it takes several episodes for anyone to catch on she’s not intentionally acting like a carefree six year old.

That’s also kind of what House of the Dragon is doing, with Fire and Blood being a history textbook based on three contradictory sources, and the writer’s own biases, while the show is what actually happened.

Just give me a joke contest with a living train and I can die happy.

Lawrence also made one awkward choice of words that makes it sound like she thinks Katniss was the first ever female action hero, so that’s not going over well.

I’m loving the huge amount of people pissing and moaning about the Princess talking like a modern American, when none of them had any issue with her father doing it in the movie.

Add in, casting a black guy as someone running a tourist trap glorifying Pilgrims, who eventually gets told “You don’t know what it’s like to be oppressed.”

The director told both Brosnan and Yeoh they would be driving the motorcycle, resulting in that beautifully natural scuffle over it.

May his ability to tolerate bullshit from the Muppets continue to inspire future generations.

For anyone unfamiliar, the movie’s premise is that every single bit of Edward VIII and Wallis Simpsons’ ties to the Nazis were false slanders invented by the Queen Mother. Yeah, that hasn’t aged very well.

Could everyone please stop making me question my love of Andor by insulting the rest of Star Wars in comparison in the most asshole way possible? Thanks.

There’s one mean-spirited Christmas film that’s just objectively the best.

It’s especially impressive that no one can remember the main character’s name since it’s spoken about every ten seconds, mostly with weird accents.

The infamous “bunny boiling” scene very clearly only exists to destroy any sympathy for Alex, so we can root for Dan to win and suffer no consequences for his own terrible actions.

Leguizamo was actually a henchman in Die Hard 2, so this is impressive meta casting.

Everything I’ve learned about this show has been against my will.

Major kudos for not trying to drag out the “Who is Elora?” mystery, since I’m sure I’m far from the only one who had it pegged the second she was revealed to be lower class. Also, it’s pretty amazing to FINALLY see a Disney product that says right off the bat “Yeah, they’re gay. So what?”

But..but...bad review! This unpossible!