What kind of idiot designs something intended for outdoor use that can’t be easily washed? That’s like dry-clean-only patio furniture.

At this point, buying one seems like a self own. Like kicking yourself in the nuts seems easier. 

What’s the “dont wash in sunlight” shit all about?  Must one go sudsy only during an eclipse?  Only at 1AM?  

It’s ridiculous that the company wants to eliminate shifters and let the car predict the gear/direction of travel on its own but it cannot determine that it is about to enter a car wash and be inundated with water from all angles.

You can’t charge it after midnight either.

Doesn’t explain the “warranty void” and the water ingress.

You can’t get it wet? I’m sure this has been said before but is it a gremlin?

Sheesh! You have to put it in a special mode for it to cope with a fucking car wash? And if not, warranty is voided! What a fucking shitshow of a design and company.

Red states are laboratories and factories of mass death. Don’t set foot in any of them: They are a direct threat to everyone.

I swear to god its like all of the southern states are trying their absolute damndest to find new ways to kill their residents with one law after another that flies in the face of common sense. I grew up in rural Tennessee and every so often Dad tells me of whatever latest fucking stupid law got passed that nobody…

While my gut is to agree, I can almost guarantee that the societal costs to the rest of us increases because of things like this. Obviously the fatalities have both direct and indirect costs associated with them, but what is left out here is the likely increase in numbers and in severity of injuries. Injuries that…

I sort of agree, but rather than proving you've got insurance before riding dangerously, you should have to prove you're an organ donor.

Agreed. We need to let Darwinism do its thing.

My favorite story about these guys: The FL attorney that pushed FL to repeal its helmet law died in a motorcycle crash. And it wasn’t even someone else’s fault; he lost control of the bike while slowing down.

I’m at a point where I don’t think we should be fighting to keep idiots alive any more.

The RNC and all their donors/voters are paying $1MM/day for Orange’s legal fees as he desperately tries to escape prosecution again.

So what else is new? Donald The Criminal as a pathological liar turns out to not have the buku bucks he keeps bragging about—and he stated under oath that he has 400 million in cash—what a “shock”. So he’s looking for a bailout to take the white elephant off his hands and let him score a windfall—another “shock”.

Fucking crybaby. Still blows me away that so many Americans who claim themselves to be “Patriots” will vote for that piece of shit. It’d all be absolutely hilarious if it wasn’t also so horrific that he is their nominee.

Elon: We already have Truth Social at home.

Yep, hard to keep momentum when it is 2+ years between seasons and then they only drop 8 episodes broken in half separated by 4 months.