Does it need to be pointed out that there are stainless-steel-bodied Deloreans built in 1981 that still haven’t “attracted rusting surface contaminants?”

I think you’re right about the live shows. A friend of mine (a fellow musician) once said to me, totally un-ironically “You’re not going to believe this, but I went to a KISS show and it was one of the greatest shows I’ve ever seen!”
There must be something with the lights, the boots, the fire, the blood, the lasers,…

Despite 70s & 80s rock having some of my favorite bands, KISS never really clicked with me outside of a few songs, and that was before I knew how much of an asshole Gene Simmons is. However, I saw them live at a festival ~10 years ago and they could still put on an awesome show. Easily the best of the entire weekend,…

While I wouldn’t rank it over S1, it is easily one of the more interesting seasons of television I’ve seen recently. 

In Season 2, Pizzolatto literally wrote the line, “I will come back here and butt f*ck your dad with your mom’s headless corpse.” I think whatever mantle he held regarding quality or “classic dialogue” ended right there. Also, so much of what made season 1 what it was the acting and direction. Many of the ideas were…

I can’t help wondering if there is some misogyny in this and a lot of other criticisms of the season. Honestly, it may be my favorite season of the show. 

This car is a diamond in the rough.

I mean, “A man on a flying bicycle?!!!” would be my first thought. But immediately followed by “Built for two with a mannequin on back with its hand on its ass? What the fuck?!” But I agree, if you’re making a Turner D. Century property you really need to show, not tell. I hope the bicycle is called H.G. Wheels and…

These movies *wish* they were Garfield Without Garfield comics. I don’t think that comparison works!

Not that I think this movie will be anything other than horrible, but...Guardians of the Galaxy. Any time someone asks why a studio thinks a comic character no one cares about might catch on, that’s the answer.

Samuel J. Jackson post-Secret War Nick Fury: “We need to get him off the streets before he does something he thinks is folksy, but is actually profoundly racist.”

Tell me he has a jet powered jalopy and constantly flips dimes into the hands of baffled bystanders (he thinks they’re stunned at what a big tipper he is)

It would be something.

I will watch whatever dogshit movie/show they put out with that character in it. 

It’s still bizarre as hell to make a giant expensive movie about comic book characters that no one has ever given the tiniest shit about.

I am breathlessly awaiting the Turner D. Century film.

Agreed. There is so much hilarity to be mined from Dakota’s tour and this article gives zero context

The sort of movie that has no blooper reel because all the mistakes are in the final cut and no one gave a shit.

This is the fourth of these movies, the first three were bad, and all of them have been made for the sole reason of Sony holding onto some rights over a character that can’t appear in them, but makes them money when someone else makes movies with him.

So everybody wins, except the console warriors.