See I want this, but I want it for my Watch- and I want it to work in exactly the same way the fob does, which doesn’t require an actual tapping but just requires proximity. This would be ideal. If I didn’t have to have a key fob, I would probably cease to carry a key ring and just keep a spare office and house key in…

My favorite part about “Full Self Driving Mode” is that it’s not. It would be like billing Michael Jordan as the world’s tallest man. I mean, he is indeed tall, but that’s clearly a lie. Full Self Driving implies a level of autonomy that we aren’t there for yet, and the way they have been able to either intentionally…

What stuck out to me being the weirdest was his passionate dislike of Jim Morrison. The man died a year before I was born and until Crosby said his piece OVER 50 YEARS LATER I’d never heard anyone mutter an unkind word about the dude, who wasn’t even fully cooked when he died at 27. What it really looked like is that…

Environmentally conscious, tech-forward younger to middle-aged people with money are Tesla’s bread and butter- people like me. I wanted a Tesla so badly when the Model X and Y were released; I dreamed of having one that was charged by a Tesla roof in a world where my energy impact would be seriously reduced and I’d…

Watched the documentary on him and I was left gobsmacked... by how big of a dick he was! He apparently hated Jim Morrison; calling him a no-talent dork, and he had a very, very inflated sense of his importance in the pantheon of rock and roll history. At the filming of the documentary he had alienated almost all of…

20 years ago I would have told you this was straight unconstitutional, but with this supreme court it’s probably just fine.

I wonder if there is a way to quantify the effect of Musk’s unpleasantness. As a person who is very interested in buying an electric and who has the means to do so, I find him to be such a douchelord that as long as he’s associated with the company I’ll vote with my wallet and take my money elsewhere. Won’t hurt Musk…

This, I know. I’ve been flying consistently since I began attending boarding school at the age of 12. My issue is that my worries previously were confined to physics, weather, and pilot error. Now I have to worry about a company that takes shortcuts in training, safety, and acceptance of responsibility making a…

Being old enough to have lined up for Super Mario Bros. 3, I can safely say that Day 1 console availability means nothing to me unless I’m trying to purchase one as a gift for someone else. I think one of the benefits of being an adult gamer is the ability to afford multiple systems that make waiting for the release…

I don’t know about everyone else, but the last few times I’ve flown I’ve looked at the make and model of the plane and experienced legit anxiety over flying in Boeings. Allowing an industry such as that to essentially regulate itself was a genius idea that should have died in the crib.

Hear hear. The only thing worse than getting old is not getting the opporunity.

This is 100% true- but there’s no way on earth dude didn’t know that what he was doing was seriously illegal, and when you’re engaged in conduct like that you’re always assuming the risk that someone in a position to treat you harshly may treat you harshly.  But if you changed the substance from weed to unlicensed…

As someone who left Twitter after the racism multiplied like horny rabbits, I can’t say I give two shits if that company goes tits up. I feel empathy for the people who rely on it for income- not their fault they got purchased by a megalomaniacal billionaire who doesn’t give a shit about their best interests- but I…

“You are as dumb as the ocean is deep”. Insert crying laughing emoji. I am stealing the shit out of this. Thank you, so, so very much.

From an “I’ve-already-done-this-before-why-would-I-want-to-do-it-again” standpoint, the idea of remaking my own movie- a movie which I slaved for years over and made just the way I wanted- sounds horrible. I could understand a filmmaker who was deeply unsatisfied with a project wanting a do-over to achieve his/her…

While I technically still have a twitter account (keeping it around just in case it transfers ownership again a la Gizmodo!) I deleted the app from my phone and honestly have not missed it one bit. I’m just going to assume that everything that man does will be done in an attempt to make the app worse by making it more…

No way he’s getting a year. His sentencing guidelines I’m pretty sure are six to 21 months, and with his lack of history a downward deviation from the guidelines is not only possible but likely. Would be shocked to see him spend more than six months in jail and completely unsurprised if he got probation for a malum…

Also, the guy is just trying to do his job. I can’t imagine how frustrating it would be to have to keep restarting something that I’m getting paid to do because the people who are paying me are constantly fucking it up and causing me to deliver substandard product. 

While from an artistic standpoing it may have been cool for Supernatural to go out on a high note after year 5, I bet if you asked Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki’s bank accounts after year 15 if they regret the extra ten years the answer is no, no they do not. I ran out of steam around season 8, but if I had been…

I happen to like my iPhone, and the idea of having a new car that doesn’t work seamlessly with it or a future iteration of it is a non-starter for me. Can’t say I’ve been too interested in Tesla’s cars over the past four years or so, but incompatibility with my preferred communication device is a dealbreaker that…