I’ve always wanted to take someone who comes from a country where food scarcity is a thing to a Cheesecake Factory. I just don’t think that they’d understand a business that serves you three days worth of calories in a single meal. Clearly it is one of the things that nudges us collectively down the path of being the…

Or maybe he’ll be imprisoned for life until he can be made to play nice. In your defense, can’t say anyone saw that coming.

Well this is a total non-starter for me. One of the things I 100% wanted in a new car in 2021 was something that would seamlessly interface with my phone, and Apple CarPlay does that for me. There is no way in hell I’m going back to a situation where that doesn’t happen, so their vehicles are off the table as far as…

But his version of “She Came in Through the Bathroom Window” bangs and should be on the list.

I have so little fucks reserved for that oligarch the only bad things I 100% hope do NOT happen to him are that I don’t want any of his loved ones to get ill or injured, I begrudgingly don’t wish cancer upon him and... I hope he is never found guilty of homicide, because then that would mean that someone else would…

Like Nilus before me I’ve had two Switch Pro Controllers since they were released and they work just as well as they did when I bought them, after hundreds of hours of Zelda, Mario and friends. One of the best controllers I’ve ever owned. A cursory internet search reveals that experiences may vary, but until you…

Wow. What they’ve done to HBO should be taught in business schools, alongside what Musk has done to Twitter. I’d love to know what their year-to-year numbers look like after getting rid of most of the content that I’m remotely interested in. If I didn’t get it for free with my archaic on-it’s-last-days DirecTV…

He’s just all kinds of gross.

This is not quite as bad as Rush without Neal Peart, but it’s close. You can’t have Fleetwood Mac without McVie even existing, just like you can’t have Van Halen without Eddie. Her songs were always my favorite, and I’m so glad she existed.

Please don’t. Please give us something new. I loved The Office. Let it be dead. It’s okay. All things must die, and most things should stay that way.

“[A]fter finally acheiving super stardom with Let’s Dance...”

Yeah, the optics are just terrible for the dude. Can’t say if he did it, but the rumors alone will make you pretty unemployable. At the very least he’s sketch af. At worst, if he showed up looking for my daughter he might end up at the bottom of some forgotten lake.

Was coming here to say just this: they had a density akin to Cheerios and a far, far better texture and flavor- the current Boo Berry is just a pale shade (pun intended) of what it was in the 70's and 80's. This is true for many, many cereals (see also Trix, Apple Jacks, and Froot Loops) but I find the monster cereals…

This is the way. I binged all of Star Wars: Rebels in a fortnight, and when they release something else I want to watch all I’ll do is wait for all of the episodes to drop- and do it again. Easy peasy. However, I probably have at least 12 zombie subscriptions going that I don’t used- shit I probably paid for three…

Omfg, “transanity”?!?! Wtf is wrong with him and his ilk? I’m convinced that 90% of their bullshit is performative, and if pressed (or if the winds changed) their fervent anti-everythingism would dissipate like so many dandelions seeds in the wind- which is why this is so goddamned aggravating. All this just makes me…

I’ve subscribed to some version of HBO for almost as long as I’ve been an adult- but they seem super intent on my canceling it, because lately it seems that whenever I invest in a show they cancel it. Time after time they get me to care, and like Lucy pulling away the football it is all for naught. I think in the…

I haven’t deleted my account, but I’ve deleted the app and have no plans on going back. If it is possible for an app to feel... “gross”, Twitter definitely is in the running. Was never the biggest fan but can’t say I miss it AT ALL.

If they charge him federally he’s going to be in a world of hurt. The state charges don’t sound so bad though, unless you weigh the cost of his defense versus the money he made from this- he’s gonna be totally upside down there. He is not very good at this particular type of criming. 

Man this makes me feel old. Netflix was a fucking revolution for me, after a decade of paying several hundred dollars a year in fines to Blockbuster et al. I used the shit out of it for years, and until this article suspected that I might be one of the only people left with an actual DVD plan (even though I forget…

Love love love Rosario Dawson... but as a black man I’m super hesitant to call “Ahsoka” black tv... cuz she’s a black woman playing an alien who is, by all appearances, orange, not human, and not of Earth. Immensely proud of her accomplishments and totally excited to watch the show, but man that’s a really loose assed…