The way you and Joel consistently take one for the team is admirable.

It sounds like background music for a 90s JRPG boss battle.

Thats load bearing feces 

Come on! The story of how it crumbled into pieces when he was attempting to winch it out of the woods after it died will be priceless!

The pressure washer didn't create holes, it just expedited you finding them.

Dude, just stop. Even if you make it run, you will die trying to off road this pile of weakened rust that will disintegrate on the first pothole.

And I don’t give a shit about the poors. They are fucked anyway.

And yet, that’s not what you wrote, now is it?

Any car can have soul. Any car.

All convertibles are good.

Gas taxes should be higher. Like, much higher.

In standard usage, “toyed with” implies contemplation without action. Clearly not the case here. “Toyed over” is non-standard.

Both examples you’ve given use the phrase “toying with”, rather than “toying over”.

Dude, don’t be a douche.  He/she has a legitimate question being your journalistically unorthodox use of the phrase.  

Yes, I know that meaning, thanks - I thought you might have meant modifying the vehicle, and wanted to check as it didn’t make sense in the context to me. ‘Toying over’ I would not use - ‘toying with’, I would. If it does seem okay to you, great.

I think it’s usually ‘toying with’ or ‘toiling over’ which is probably why he wasn’t sure about the use.

The dude had taste, I think we can all agree on that. As far as hearses go, that one is pretty badass.

“two cultures rubbing up against each other in unusual ways.”

“and there was said to be some damage to the Hyundai’s windshield after breaking through the arm at the exit of the drawbridge.”

Yes, Sharon Osbourne threw her entire career away so The Talk could get some better ratings. That’s exactly what happened. And did you even watch the episode? It was emotional and awkward and uncomfortable. No one was acting.