I grew up down the street from Larry’s house in Boston. He was always out raking leaves, mowing, taking out the trash, etc. No way that happens with current athletes.

Yo, we (Michigan) actually got the UP from Ohio (in a roundabout way), not Wisconsin. I think we can all agree that the UP is 100x better than Toledo, so I think Michigan came out on top of that deal.

...I think you might want to see a podiatrist.

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

kfc is some chump ass shit where is the damn popeye’s

I’ll put money down that Spurrier was forced out of Washington after Snyder found out that he let Dave drink some Gatorade for free.

Hillary Clinton -> Concussion -> Concussion the movie -> Will Smith -> Independence Day -> Aliens blow up the White House.

Even though there’s no evidence outside of nutjob conspiracy theorists (i.e. Guiliani), of course CNN dutifully reports on these rumors because it gets coverage and ‘presents both sides of the story.’

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

Not so fast, Tom. She had a long career as Bill Clinton’s safety.

The thing is, this is kind of a strange attack. What’s the point they’re trying to make? Who is going to watch this and think “Hilary might be really sick! I should vote for the mentally insane person instead”?

But still: Secretary Clinton and Jezebel felt like a match made in media expediency heaven.

So in other words, pretty much everyone.

I marvel at how fucking hot Ryan Lochte is.

I took the day off because it was my wedding anniversary. Happy?

After being on the waiting list 20 years, my father-in-law got rid of his season tickets 2 years ago because of this type of shit. They call him every week to see if he changed his mind. They want to charge him the same price for shittier seats and the ludicrous license fee while offering nothing in return. I…

The organization seems to be taking a number of significant steps to eliminate the scalper problem, primarily on the demand side.

It’s a shame that the organization eliminated the will call service but on the other hand they did institute the “Will Come” service if you just stomp on Dan Snyder’s testicles in a pair of stilettos.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."