I would say that his excitement and positive tweets are actually good PR for the console.

That's one shitty habit.

Because child rape is hilarious?

Colin Cowherd: still a piece of shit.

Only a true captain stands up for his teammates by threatening whip his dick out.

[Pictured: Joe Thornton celebrating a 4-goal game for the St. Thomas Travelers]

Seriously, anyone who doesn't watch Archer and sees this and doesn't think, "Maybe I ought to give that show a shot." is dead inside or allergic to fun.

Now I feel the need to find out how to write "Skanky white devil hoe" in kanji.

I'ma let the Tesla have it's extra credit moment and all, but I gotta say...

This was a really nice thing to wake up to on a Monday — thank you! xoJK

Dude looks like "The Crusher" from Bugs Bunny.

From a recent post on the Liquid Lapdance blog about the "experience they're trying to create here":

The Bangles: It's nice to meet with you on this fine Monday, Lane. We'll need you to answer some questions.

In 2020? I laugh about them today!

Because we're totally not going to laugh about these kinds of outfits in 2020.

Luckily our cheese is made from 100% fish milk.

Aww hell.. I have the 5 month rule in my fridge. Scrape off the bad stuff and enjoy the rest.

Just a little quakey, it's still good, it's still good.

@demographic: Ahh.. cat owners.. so high strung. I love my dog.