I typically hate and avoid all of these bullshit slideshows I am totally here for this one.

Gotta admit- I fucking hate slideshows, but I loved this one. :) I disagree with your placement of the Ouija board in the top ten at all; since those are things that we grow up messing with it stands to reason your guard might be lowered. I might mess with a Ouija board. But a disembodied corpse hand that seems to…

Does coming to Giz these days feel to anyone else like standing in a virtually empty room with a couple of posters on the wall and a dude with a combover sitting a chair meant for elementary school kids eating a day old Danish? This was such a lively place to come and now it feels like the soul and the fun has been…

This just in: quite a few of NASA’s best photographs of the year are redundant as hell and just as boring. :/

I don’t even know what to say about this article, other than extend my most sincere sympathies to the person who had to write it. You, he, and me know that while it may or may not have been his idea to write it, the mandate to write it came from above and what’s probably happening as he writes it is that he’s…

Try as I might, I just don’t understand what it means to short a stock. The concept seems so insane. 

Other than the fact that there were some really sad children and some righteously pissed off parents, this is the funniest story ever. The cup of lemonade and single jelly bean gift bag is the absurdist touch that had me crying laughing, and the fact that there was no chocolate to be had at the Willy’s Chocolate…

That is straight theft, and the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

There’s something about people playing together for decades that just makes for amazing musical alchemy. The mid-90's iteration of the Allman Bros (when they still had Dickie Betts) and Jimmy Herring was as good of a band as I’d ever seen, and Bruce Springsteen in his early 60's put on what might be the best show I’ve…

I believe you. I think that as a live act their shows are probably super entertaining because there is so much shit going on, and I also believe that playing an instrument for 50 years will probably make you good at it. If someone gave me free tickets to a Kiss concert, I’d probably go. But after listening to that…

Man, there aren’t too many bands I dislike as much as Kiss. Gene Simmons is an asshole without peer, and as much as I dig classic rock I could never get into them, but as a young kid in the 70's I do remember thinking the costumes were cool af until the novelty of the cosplay wore off. They absolutely belong in the…

Yikes on bikes. I’m black, and I’ve never been treated like that in an airport. My heart goes out to you and your wife, that is some bullshit that no one should ever have to put up with.

As long as Frontier Airlines exists, I’m gonna have to quibble with you as to that “worst” conclusion. I’d rather fucking walk.

I was wondering just this. Why is she angry? What is this movie? This article doesn’t explore any of that and I’m dumber for having read it.

No, but damn I wish I did.

I’ve never let looking like a dork stop me from doing fun stuff. Shit, ten years ago the VR experience consisted of being tethered by a fat cabled dreadlock to a PC surrounded by massive towers in all four corners of the room, and there was lots of dorky fun to be had. While the price point definitely gives me pause,…

It’s not that I wouldn’t want to watch it, it’s just that narratively it makes no sense. Bill and Frank are long dead by the time the events of two roll around. It was very sweet, and then it was done.

You can ignore the absolute fuck out of me for half a billy. Even an 1/8th of a billy. I’m very happy to be recognized posthumously, or perhaps even never. It’s all good.

100%. I love CarPlay, and the only way my next car won’t have it is if literally every manufacturer I’m interested in bails on it- and now that it’s wireless it’s even more of a no-brainer. The chances of me buying a GM car were slim to begin with, but this reduces slim to none.

I came here to complain about slideshows but after sitting and thinking about it it seems clear that 1) no one likes them, including the writers, 2) bitching about it does absolutely nothing and 3) clicking on the link probably makes some nimrod somewhere think that they are somehow not reviled by everyone. So, as I…