I think what I dislike about Nikki Haley the most is that part of me wants to like her- she looks and sounds like a person who I would have a cup of coffee with and bond over smart things- but I can’t because she’s a fucking fake. I don’t think she believes in half of the shit that she says or talks about, but it…

No kidding. I’m sure that a whole schmackle of anti-choice crazies will donate to some sort of Go Fund Me to help her defray her court responsibilities- and that also gives me great joy because their money will be going to support abortion services and they probably can’t think it through that far.

I’ve always wanted to take someone who comes from a country where food scarcity is a thing to a Cheesecake Factory. I just don’t think that they’d understand a business that serves you three days worth of calories in a single meal. Clearly it is one of the things that nudges us collectively down the path of being the…

You forgot to add G/O Media. I’ve been visiting Gizmodo and its brother/sister sites for years, and while I still come here out of reflex I find it to be mostly a sad mashup of slideshows and popup ads- and let’s not even mention the tragicomedy that is Deadspin. I will never give Gizmodo up, largely because I’m…

Agreed! So are deodorant and scratch-off tickets. Let’s start a movement.

Or maybe he’ll be imprisoned for life until he can be made to play nice. In your defense, can’t say anyone saw that coming.

Well this is a total non-starter for me. One of the things I 100% wanted in a new car in 2021 was something that would seamlessly interface with my phone, and Apple CarPlay does that for me. There is no way in hell I’m going back to a situation where that doesn’t happen, so their vehicles are off the table as far as…

I hate Kiss. Have always hated Kiss. I believe the belong in the rock hall due to their influence, but will always consider them to be a collection of medium-talent hacks with a top notch concept and execution of marketing strategies. The fact that this tech might enable them to perform forever is just one more bit of…

I believe in a very short period of time business schools will be teaching lessons based on what Elon Musk did to Twitter, what this fool did to HBO and what Spanfeller did to these website. Dudes took perfectly good properties with built-in legacy, brand-recognition, goodwill and and userbases and pretty much set…

But his version of “She Came in Through the Bathroom Window” bangs and should be on the list.

I have so little fucks reserved for that oligarch the only bad things I 100% hope do NOT happen to him are that I don’t want any of his loved ones to get ill or injured, I begrudgingly don’t wish cancer upon him and... I hope he is never found guilty of homicide, because then that would mean that someone else would…

Like Nilus before me I’ve had two Switch Pro Controllers since they were released and they work just as well as they did when I bought them, after hundreds of hours of Zelda, Mario and friends. One of the best controllers I’ve ever owned. A cursory internet search reveals that experiences may vary, but until you…

Wow. What they’ve done to HBO should be taught in business schools, alongside what Musk has done to Twitter. I’d love to know what their year-to-year numbers look like after getting rid of most of the content that I’m remotely interested in. If I didn’t get it for free with my archaic on-it’s-last-days DirecTV…

At this point I’m pretty much done with MAX. If the site formerly known as Twitter didn’t exist they’d take the cake when it comes to ruining an iconic brand, squandering good will and making themselves extremely dispensible.

Cool, more reasons not to go back to a place I haven’t been back to for months. 

I like the cut of your jib, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Whoops, look like I already do

Especially since he has an EP credit on every. single. show.

Hear hear. I used to want a Tesla. I used to (occasionally) use Twitter. But when I realized the man was straight trash, and that there are other people who can competently manufacture electric cars, I reversed course on the Tesla desire and stopped using Twitter because the signal has long been eclipsed by the gross…

He’s just all kinds of gross.

This is not quite as bad as Rush without Neal Peart, but it’s close. You can’t have Fleetwood Mac without McVie even existing, just like you can’t have Van Halen without Eddie. Her songs were always my favorite, and I’m so glad she existed.