“Assistant crack whore” makes me laugh out loud- To. This. Day.

Unless I win the Powerball. You could totally trust me.

I can just imagine Keanu sitting there thinking “HEY!? What the fuck did I ever do to you?!?” What douchey thing to write. Least he could have said Strom Thurmond or Alex Jones. Then he would have had a point.

The difference is that things that Trump does are specifically appealing to racists, while Kanye’s products are marketed at everyone. If my business concerned just involved a pillow manufacturer who advertised specifcally on Newsmax, Infowars and Fox News the racism/anti-semitism is a feature, not a bug- but if I’m…

I do not remember the Ali cartoon; I was 5 in 1976 and my memory is limited to Land of the Lost, Fat Albert and The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Show. What is funny is that I can remember specific episodes, running gags and lines from a cartoon (Fat Albert) that I haven’t seen in decades, whereas they had to remind me that…

I know the creator and driving force behind it is a suck-assed rapist, but the Adventures of Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids just has to be mentioned among these shows. I mean, as an under ten year old it was regular viewing every Saturday morning, it was on for 8 seasons and is interwoven into the fabric of every child…

Man... Newsmax is cutting ties with you because you’re too extreme, and yet you used to be an award winning correspondent on 60 Minutes? Time for some therapy. The oddball thing is that I’m pretty sure she’s not even American, having been born in South Africa (which could explain the above average racism) why everyone…

Far be it from me to take away the agency of an adult woman who is legally old enough to vote and have children. When I was a 30 something old man I would like to think I’d have been too “mature” (whatever that means) to date a 20 year old, but I know/knew plenty of 30 somethings who are 30 going on 15. Hope she has…

Very hard to do that in criminal matters. There are rules governing how much time the state has to prosecute and rules governing how much time courts are allowed to have cases on their dockets. Additionally, criminal matters are prosecuted by the state-  and no one has deeper pockets that the government, so the…

The “funny” part is that even though they revealed this woman to be the mother of one of his children, she’s still shielded with a small patina of anonymity because there are at least four of those out there that we know of. The man is an imbecile, and people should be ashamed at even mentioning him in the same…

In my state, the purpose of bail is to ensure that the defendant returns to court. No more, no less. Can’t say what the law is in Cali, but I bet it’s similar. There are a bunch of factors considered (ties to the community, available resources to flee, seriousness of the offense etc) but seven million in bail is no…

They’d probably be bitching less if they were paid an actual living wage and weren’t required to be nice to everyone all of the time. I think that’s the worst thing about being in service industries; the need to be polite and reasonable at all times in the face of idiots and idiocy, especially on days you’re not…

Definitely the latter. I had never heard of the collaborator and seeing as I read the article yesterday can’t even remember who it is and can’t be bothered to scroll back up and relearn. I’d still buy the thing though.

This did not occur to me. Well done.

Well, I did just buy a box of Cap’n Crunch’s Halloween Crunch, so one could say I’m pretty fucking dumb. Or one could call my initial comment “tongue-in-cheek”. Two things can be true simultaneously.

I think it’s the concept of a Happy Meal designed for “adults” that comes in a form factor that instantly induces nostalgia. Hell, instead of a toy they could have included some special Post-It notes or hamburger cufflinks and I’d still be interested. Note to self- find hamburger cufflinks 

Wonder if this is true across the board with all tech companies- is Apple doing the same thing with my stuff? Wouldn’t shock me at all if they were, but I can’t seem to be bothered to look, because between work, paying for kid’s college, and Life In America I’ve got so much shit on my plate that I just can’t get…

If you don’t want me to order something, maybe convince your overlords not to put something on the menu that speaks to me as loudly as that thing does. 

Even forgetting the quagmire of moral relativism that sucks us all into the vortex of crazy, isn’t the real lede of this story that some Americans would rather vote for someone who is essentially a simpleton over a fully-functioning adult human being with an IQ north of 100? I mean... Herschel Walker is a grade A…

Adding to the bunk: you can’t turn to the left here in Ohio without seeing a Kroger, as their world headquarters is in Cincinnati- they have 198 stores in this state alone. Meijer, conversely, has a grand total of 258 stores nationwide, with the largest number of them being in the state of Michigan with 119 and Ohio…