What a stupid law. Not all homicides are created equal. Should be some discretion allowed when assigning restitution. Glad people care enough to be able to help her out with that.

Pikmin holocausts are absolutely no bueno lol- but I find the brief moments of tension are what makes the gentle relaxing focus that it otherwise requires even more calming. I get it’s not everyone’s jam, but it was one of my faves on the Gamecube and remains one to this day.

It’s definitely not the longest title, but in my 50's my gaming habits have changed dramatically from what they were in my 20's and 30's and even my 40's (i.e. I have a lot more grownup shit to do that depletes my gaming time). Having something that I can noodle at for short periods over the course of a few months…

On the subject of fried rice, J. Kenji over at Serious Eats introduced me to a life-changing cooking hack: if I don’t have day-old leftover rice on hand (which is almost always the case) I make fresh rice, then scrape it onto a giant cookie sheet and then place a fan on it for about an hour. The moving air cools and dr…

I don’t give a shit about what anyone else thinks- Pikmin is one of my all-time favorite video game series and has never failed to lull me into a sense of zen and calm even as I try to rally all of my little buds before night falls and the creatures eat them. I am as excited for this as I am for the new Zelda or…

I love this take! I can just imagine you as an eleven-year-old bemoaning the nonsensical parts of that pic, and it tickles me to no end. Sometimes the best takes are 30+ year old lol

That was Coke Life! Came in a green can. It was... interesting. It was also significantly more expensive than Coke Zero, far less available and quickly forgotten about. You may have liked it.

Sad to hear that as well. Was a good popcorn show that I binged in a little less than a week- imminently forgettable like second-rate kung pao chicken, but tasty nonetheless. Won’t miss it but I’m disappointed that I don’t get to check in on their continuing adventures. Also seemed like it was trying a little too…

Being poor and mentally ill would suck incredible balls- limited access to treatment, doctors, meds and a system that is for the most part not designed to make it easy for you. However, I think that being mentally ill and preposterously rick is even worse, because even though you have access to all of those things you…

Fortunately we have a global presence, with offices in Toronto, Bangkok, Manhattan, and Xanadu- and we may be coming to a subdivision near you very soon. 

Here at Lee, Lifeson and Peart we offer a client-centered approach, and although I’ve never been to court I did watch Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was off but I think I got the gist

Did you do the thing where you fill up in New Jersey right before you cross the state line in Pennsylvania, and then fill up again on the way back right before you leave Ohio? I fucking hate PA with their usurious gas prices and annoying sports fans.

As I criminal defense attorney I think maybe sometime soon I’m going to argue that the OVI/DUI statutes that my clients are being prosecuted under are totally mundane, charges should be dropped and my client and I should be given free Icees for life. I’ll let you know how it works out. 

Have to disagree: in order to feel embarrassment one must first be capable of feeling shame. If there’s on thing that has been demonstrated repeatedly over the course of the last six years is that they are as devoid of shame as I am devoid of fucks about them, so I’m pretty sure these tweets do not qualify as…

So “Dayton style” pizza seems to be a reference to Cassano’s, which is unique because (at least in their non-corporate restaurants) their claim-to-fame has been pizza baked in wood-fired ovens with a layer of salt underneath to assist in removing the pizza from the oven, lending this... “unique” salty finish that…

There is nothing worse than St. Louis-style pizza. Imagine that stadium nachos had an affair with some thing crust pizza, and thanks to the repeal of Roe v. Wade there is no Planned Pizzahood- the product of this blasphemy is St. Louis-style pizza. Here in Cincy we have a close second with Larosa’s (sickly sweet…

A poisonous dust, killing the poor soul who had the misfortune of opening it, with the dust forming the face of Bowser in the air before dissipating into the ether

It’s also super easy not to talk to your dad for three weeks when you’re a junior at NYU and he’s an actor who is pretty much anywhere in the world at any given time. 

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I would totally buy this if it were on the shelf in a store- absolute carnivore but I love trying fake meat products. Wouldn’t be a regular staple but it certainly looks fun!