Yeah, these guys often NEVER get their comeuppance. Strom Thurmond was a racist piece of shit who lived to 101 and won every election and made life miserable to us at every turn and most likely died peacefully in his sleep. If there really was karma he’d get run over by a bus and die an excruciatingly painful and long…

I see far, far more instruments in this video than I hear. Also- is that Howard Levy on the harmonica? 

So if he had just touched one would they have just made him sit in business class on flights? What a fucking travesty. Even if it’s just for the sake of optics they absolutely should appeal this nonsense.

We have a cop in Cincinnati who claims that she’s been desensitized by rap music and that caused her racist remarks. And just the other day my dog ate some swiss cheese and sounded like Snoop Dog circa 1994. Incredible.

The original Friday the 13th. I was ten, and it was on HBO at like 11:30. Stayed for the promise of boobs, ended up scarred for weeks. 

We are in 100% agreement on that one, my friend.

Or Trump, who regularly body shames others but we’re not allowed to comment on his, er, physique? 

Counterpoint: he’s a massive dick and I don’t really give a shit if they body shame his weird-assed chalky melted Stretch Armstrong body.

Are you serious? Applebee’s may suck, but Applebee’s bathroom > gas station bathroom 99% of the time. Gas station bathrooms are the worst bathrooms, by far- especially the ones just off the interstate. This is a hill I am willing to die on.

Mayo is one of those things (like ketchup) that you can make yourself, but at the end of the day, it’s just not light years better than the stuff you can get in a jar. Unlike chicken stock.

Give it up man. They’ll all stop making slideshows when they all get new jobs.

Man that was a lot of Hamm. 

My bowels would disagree with that statement. 

I am so, so stealing this image.

That was the perfect response.

I’ve long considered Applebee’s the place to go when there are literally no other options, e.g. you’re about to drive into the mountains and your app tells you that this is the last restaurant for 200 miles, it’s 7:30, you finished the last of that bag of 3D Dorito’s three hours ago and the pastrami sandwich you at at…

Even when they are bad, they are good. Definitely will be missed.

I have CarPlay- and it’s fabulous- but what I really want is wireless carplay. My ‘21 doesn’t have it and I’m pretty sure it’s due to a chip shortage, but it would be so awesome to be able to skip that step of plugging in to get my car to treat me like I deserve to be treated.

“the sexual gratification of Elon Musk is not “a cause” under pretty much any definition of the word.”

I thought momentarily (or maybe had at least hoped really hard) that you had written that the network is available on a few digital platforms like “...KlownTV” but alas it was “Klowd”.