I am 50 and didn’t see Gone With the Wind until I was in my forties, mostly because I was pretty much one million percent uninterested in seeing it, and only caved and watched it because I felt like it was something I *should* see. Immediately regretted it; 3+ hours of my life that I will never get back that I could…

“Well if you throw out all the White people this “opiate crisis” thing is hardly more than a blip”, said no one ever, ad infinitum. What a douche canoe.

Breyer’s used to be good. I remember from my youth a commercial featuring a kid reading the ingredients on the label of Breyer’s vanilla ice cream: cream, milk, sugar, vanilla, and salt. That was it. No gums, stabilizers or gunk, and the product was dense and perfectly decent. Then Breyer’s was purchased by Unilever,…

Agreed. I seriously love the fact that not only he did not accept the apology he also didn’t give it any oxygen all by letting us know that he could give a fuck what that man said- so many times famous people feel the need to act like the more magnanimous person and let people off the hook when said people sink that…

Had a super fun time taking a deep dive into the moontower, the bathing machine, and the Cooking Dog. Fascinating tech, all of it. Screw the iPod, I want a Cooking Dog!

Hmm... this does not sound promising. Worth the read? I liked the rest of the series well enough.

He was 83?! Jesus, time flies. Wow.

So is the new Hunger Games travesty an entirely new thing or was there another novel written when I wasn’t paying attention? 

Once again, Claire comes through. Love your recipes. :)

So I have a Series X and a launch day Xbox One, both hooked up to different televisions. I’ve played Wonderlands on both, and by FAR the better experience is to be had on the X- graphically, load times, and just general ability to handle the game. It is *playable* (and quite playable) on the One, but after you get…

I’m sorry the joke missed me. Now I truly feel old.

I put an average of 400-500 miles on my car per week. The savings I get from filling up at Costco pays for my membership- and when you include the $8-$10 per pound I save on beef, I’m coming out ahead. The lines don’t bother me, as their tanks have nozzles that can be extended to the opposite side if you end up at a…

I... I don’t think that anyone with any sense has said that for many, many years. Dolly has always been chill, and ever since the first time I saw her interviewed on 60 Minutes it was clear that she was shrewd, sharp, kind, generous, and just a genuine person. Can’t say I’m a fan of country music at all, but I am a…

Tyler Perry is an American Hero. I can’t stand virtually any of his horrible movies, and yet he has parlayed his sense of what people want into a billion dollar enterprise. Well done, Tyler. Now please make “Madea Gets Hit By a Bus” and rest comfortably upon your fat stacks.

It does NOT make me feel better, for I am a Luddite who hates change. In all seriousness, there is something disconcerting about abruptly changing the way you’ve done something for thirty years- but I’m all about trying new things- so once again, thanks. :) 

That’s exactly what I was thinking. The only person who gives less of a shit than a Gallagher is Morrisey- because when you don’t care that you come off as a racist douche as opposed to just a run-of-the-mill bad-take douche you’ve reached peak ambivalence. Honestly, fuck Morrisey. 

I amazed by how emotional this made me. Great job, internet. 

No shit. Drama and optics are one thing, but a Supreme Court pick is nothing to fuck around with and I don’t give a shit who votes for her as long as she is confirmed before some D senator with a red state governor dies in a plane crash and shifts the numbers. How we get the win doesn’t matter as much as getting the…

Yeah that is nightmare fuel for me. I think several of my past lives were ended by tornados. 

Terrified of tornadoes. Lost track on the amount of “nope” in the video.