Those are shoes? 

Your reply cracked me up. Thank you, my good sir. Nice to see fast food restaurants are the same around the world.

“Smollett’s sentence was overly harsh...”

I feel the same way about Shonda Rhimes as I do about Aaron Sorkin- I can’t watch their shows anymore because every character they write or create sounds like... Shonda Rhimes and Aaron Sorkin. With Sorkin it’s the concise, rapid-fire delivered dialogue that just crackles, which I know must sound like an odd…

Oh I’m sure that there are some people out there who believe that he is innocent, and will pay to see the man perform. There is probably broad overlap in the venn diagram of that group and the group that believes that jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams and that the only thing more dangerous than a covid vaccine is…

He did suffer an injustice of sorts. His constitutional rights were violated, and the prosecution has to be better than that, and he was released from prison, which was the right thing under our system. But I can’t forget that the man did it. He raped those women, and fucking admitted as much. What happened to him was…

Counterpoint: I ate one, and it really wasn’t all that bad. Not even close to the champs, but definitely did me right in a pinch. Qualified for a soft recommendation. If you find yourself at a gas station Wendy’s and aren’t intrigued by the burgers, you could do much worse. 

This seems like a mistake on his part, as it ain’t defamation if it isn’t true. Wood is super believeable, and even in the unlikely event she is lying... she’s an actress... so they’re going to be litigating the falsity of the charges, and I find it really difficult to think that anyone is going to believe a creep who…

Clearly I am the wrong person to talk to, as I am a dude who has never squirted. While I’m 100% unqualified to answer the is-it-pee-or-it-something-else question, it certainly seemed real to the person who felt compelled to tell me about it prior to engaging in sex because she found it embarrassing, and the way it…

Definitely real. In my experience, also rare. The only bad thing about it is that there is significantly more liquid than in any other sex act that I care to experience, and somebody has to sleep in a king-sized wet spot. As to whether or not that particular type of orgasm is better than a “normal” orgasm, as a penis…

Love to dip into the psychology/psychopathy of a person who, upon being told that he has a shortened time on this earth, somehow manages to pick up or not kick a meth habit. Clearly that year he was given in ‘07 was inaccurate, but still seems that maybe you’d switch to chocolate pudding or tiramisu or even weed as…

So I fucking hate slideshows with a white-hot passion reserved for sitting on a toilet seat only to discover the seat is up when my ass comes into contact with the water- but I dig this one. These are some of the most amazing recipes that I’ve bookmarked in the last year or two, all within one place! Better as a…

I applaud the hustle. These actually aren’t terrible if perused on my phone. Must be good for the bottom line though because it seems like everyone hates them- including the people who write them.

I think there would be some serious Constitutional problems with restricting cereal mascots in the U.S.- but I can’t say I disagree with the logic of the Latin American countries with laws that allow this sort of thing. Sugar is a thing that I love that does not love me back and is horrible for me (the doc Sugar Coated…

Shame! Although that seems to be the preferred method for people who aren’t terribly picky. My guac: cilantro, avocadoes, garlic, diced red onion, jalapeno, lime juice, maldon sea salt, a smattering of chopped tomatoes if they’re in season, and a pinch each of cumin/chili powder/red pepper. Mash with potato masher…

I know right?! That shit is crazy.

Hear hear. Taunting the Feds. What a terrible idea. As a former prosecutor, I used to say to defense attorneys all of the time- “don’t make me care about this case”. There are so many reasons not to give a shit about a case and to do the least amount of work as possible- but when you do give a shit (e.g. the facts are…

So I’ve been taking photographs of my parents remotes ever since I’ve had a smart phone, mostly because they always had the SAME ISSUES- usually caused by my dad sitting on it and causing it to switch to the inputs that are intended for an external pre/pro and that are cured by the pressing of a button I could never…

Just figured out the name of my new band: “Far Too Late & the Hard Way”. Thanks, peeps

I had a crapton of those Disney records also! My most memorable Ravenscroft was from the Legend of Sleepy Hollow, where he sang “The Headless Horseman”- which legit scared me as a 5 year old in 19-dickety-six. I can still hear that bass note from “you can’t reason.... with a heeeeeeeaaaadless maaaaaan” in my brain.