I’m thinking this has nothing to do with the writers and everything to do with management and bottom line decisions. I bet they hate these slideshow formats just as much as we do, because it MUST mean that they are being read by a significantly smaller audience. The only reason I click through them is because I’m…

Hear fucking hear. 

I had never heard of this and I will watch the shit out of it. 

Sadly, after having done this shit for 20+ years, the one truism that I will say is that we 100% seem to be able to find the time for this horeshit and horeshit that is even dumber than this- again, and again, and again. At the end of the day though, at least I think Smollet actually lied to the police and wasted…

We’re “wasting our time” because he has a Constitutional right to force the state to prove their case against him have a judge or jury of his peers find him guilty beyond a reasonable doubt and to confront his accusers. Just because someone is guilty as fuck doesn’t mean they have to admit a damn thing. I lost count…

It may not have been Citizen Kane but I can’t say I didn’t enjoy Spider-Man. I also can’t say that the lead actors in a movie getting paid less than 2.5% of the gross receipts of a movie that made in the neighborhood of a billion dollars on a $139 million budget are “overpaid” from a fairness perspective. But it does…

I dunno man, my penis didn’t stop a whole bunch of people from liking my comment.... 

Regarding Kristen Dunst and the pay disparity... I mean... she made seven million dollars. That is a shitload of money. While it is indeed $10 million fewer than Tobey got, Tobey played the titular character in a multi-billion dollar movie franchise- I mean, he WAS Spider-man, for fuck’s sake. At the end of the day,…

I bet we have the same disposal. This thing was so much quieter than my original Badger I thought it was broken. I will never not own a super fancy disposal again, unless and until I can afford servants to cook for me in my own helicopter, which will quite necessarily be space limited.

Counterpoint: lima beans, aka the Devil’s Dingleberries, are unsavable in all apsects all of the time everywhere. Off the top of my head the only food worse is chitlins, which I have on good authority are served in Hell alongside a large side of unseasoned lima beans.

I have a garbage disposal that was so expensive I got massive side-eye from my spouse when I brought it home- but I bought it because it advertised the ability to reliable dispose of all vegetable peels and even animal bones- and after having made the mistake of the author on several occasions, mandating some…

As a former prosecutor and current defense attorney I can tell you 100% that there are real consequences when it comes to driving drunk and seriously injuring/killing people. I’ve lost count of the number of trials and cases I prosecuted where people have ended up serving years in prison into the double digits as a…

I dunno man; as a person who keeps his refillable cup when he goes to the movie theaters for later use during visits to that same theater... this speaks to me on a Fred Sanford level Commitment to Cheapness. Might not be how you’d do it, but definite slow clap from me at the very least for the stick-to-itness. 

I’ve always thought this was some of SNL’s finest satire- satirizing a target that probably found it hilarious, with note-perfect adherence to all of his tropes and color pallets. Just thinking about it makes me laugh.

Annie’s pasta ( as long as you buy the right one) is quite good. Every other box mac n cheese is trash though, for real.

How could y’all forget The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders”?! Blasphemy.

I’ve always what’s involved with taking a car that has been completely submerged in water and getting it back to the point where it runs well and you would never know it was pulled from 50 feet deep. Probably more time and money than I’ll ever have.

You lost me permanently and immediately at “Fried cheese curds [suck].” It irrevocably delegitimized everything you wrote thereafter. Cheese curds are amazing, and fried cheese curds are their highest form. 

Never had Pearson’s nut roll but when my then-girlfriend introduced this concept to me in the mid 90's it immediately brought to mind a Payday- and I was convinced that candy corn was not a tool of Satan but purposefully designed to be eaten like this. Gonna have to check out the nut roll the next time I’m in…

I have been anxiously awaiting this game since it was announced! My friends and I, who used to game together SO much more frequently before we got super old, played the shit out of L4D and L4D2, and I cannot remember laughing so hard at a game when we all managed to die within 15 seconds of each other on a fairly…