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Came here to say Salem’s Lot. Read it when I was 12, scared the ever loving shit out of me. Slept with the lights on for several days, much to the annoyance of my roommate Brewster. God the part where the vampire is floating outside the little boys room, trying to enchant him to invite him in... not sure I slept that

Possibly the only thing Ohio has ever done right.

Only the most supple of titles. 

Was just in Greenwich Village dropping my oldest off at college, and literally every single restaurant asks for proof of vaccine to sit indoors. However, there are plenty of places where you can sit outdoors- but if you didn’t do the research before you went to NYC on vacation and now you can’t go anywhere because

But... but... that’s just not defamation. Not even close. Hell, it’s been almost 30 years since I studied that in torts and I’ve spent my entire career on the criminal side but I remember enough of NYT v. Sullivan and Hustler v. Falwell to know that’s not defamation and the lawyer who filed that lawsuit should be

Isn’t that the older model?

Isn’t that the older model?

His name is Griggers. Maybe it broke him. Prison’s gonna be super fun for him.

Excellent suggestions! Good looking out! 

When I was approximately 90 lbs over my best weight, something had to give- and the something that I chose was sugar, rather than my pancreas or having my feet amputated due to what was likely to have become richly earned diabetes. Keto has been great, but as a result I have had to make due largely without one of my

Forgot to mention the best thing about this: she did this two decades ago, and the only reason we’re finding out about it now is because it came up organically in an interview. Why does that matter? It matters because it most likely means that she did it because it was what her heart told her to do, and not for any

I love my Cameron’s smoker; been using one for the past 20+ years. I’ve never quite figured it out with fish though; I use mine with shrimp and chicken as it makes an incredible chicken salad. Care to share your technique/recipe for fish?

What I remember most about the launch of the Segway was all the fun the guys at South Park had at its expense with the machine that Mr. Garrison designed that sodomized you both ways in order to operate it at faster than sound travel. 

Man every time I think I hear something amazing about Dolly Parton that cements her as one of my faves, I hear ANOTHER amazing thing about her that makes me proud to be from the same country she is from (which is super fucking hard these days). I may not have that much faith in humanity as a whole but people like her

And “unholy marriage”?!? This is a match made in fictional heaven that might actually serve as proof that God may be real. 

Allison, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for this recipe. I almost didn’t read this article, because I was prepared to be so disappointed to read about a food item that was readily available in some locale far-flung from the shitty hamlet in which I reside, but NO, it’s a recipe that I can do myself!!! I fucking

That was an evisceration so clean the corpse is both kosher and halal. 

You’ve confused her with with Sha’Carri Richardson. Clemons has regular-sized nails.

Piles of Dead Babbits would be a great name for a band

You do know that Sammy grew up idolizing Frankenberry. #onceseencannotunsee

Oh it still is. The incredible thing is how far behind the times KY’s idiotic legislature is- they have the perfect soil and growing temps to me a marijuana powerhouse, and yet they can’t stop stepping on their own dicks. If they legalize before Ohio (because this is where this is all going) they will increase their