Clearly I am the wrong person to talk to, as I am a dude who has never squirted. While I’m 100% unqualified to answer the is-it-pee-or-it-something-else question, it certainly seemed real to the person who felt compelled to tell me about it prior to engaging in sex because she found it embarrassing, and the way it…

Definitely real. In my experience, also rare. The only bad thing about it is that there is significantly more liquid than in any other sex act that I care to experience, and somebody has to sleep in a king-sized wet spot. As to whether or not that particular type of orgasm is better than a “normal” orgasm, as a penis…

Love to dip into the psychology/psychopathy of a person who, upon being told that he has a shortened time on this earth, somehow manages to pick up or not kick a meth habit. Clearly that year he was given in ‘07 was inaccurate, but still seems that maybe you’d switch to chocolate pudding or tiramisu or even weed as…

So I fucking hate slideshows with a white-hot passion reserved for sitting on a toilet seat only to discover the seat is up when my ass comes into contact with the water- but I dig this one. These are some of the most amazing recipes that I’ve bookmarked in the last year or two, all within one place! Better as a…

I applaud the hustle. These actually aren’t terrible if perused on my phone. Must be good for the bottom line though because it seems like everyone hates them- including the people who write them.

I think there would be some serious Constitutional problems with restricting cereal mascots in the U.S.- but I can’t say I disagree with the logic of the Latin American countries with laws that allow this sort of thing. Sugar is a thing that I love that does not love me back and is horrible for me (the doc Sugar Coated…

Shame! Although that seems to be the preferred method for people who aren’t terribly picky. My guac: cilantro, avocadoes, garlic, diced red onion, jalapeno, lime juice, maldon sea salt, a smattering of chopped tomatoes if they’re in season, and a pinch each of cumin/chili powder/red pepper. Mash with potato masher…

I know right?! That shit is crazy.

Hear hear. Taunting the Feds. What a terrible idea. As a former prosecutor, I used to say to defense attorneys all of the time- “don’t make me care about this case”. There are so many reasons not to give a shit about a case and to do the least amount of work as possible- but when you do give a shit (e.g. the facts are…

So I’ve been taking photographs of my parents remotes ever since I’ve had a smart phone, mostly because they always had the SAME ISSUES- usually caused by my dad sitting on it and causing it to switch to the inputs that are intended for an external pre/pro and that are cured by the pressing of a button I could never…

Just figured out the name of my new band: “Far Too Late & the Hard Way”. Thanks, peeps

I had a crapton of those Disney records also! My most memorable Ravenscroft was from the Legend of Sleepy Hollow, where he sang “The Headless Horseman”- which legit scared me as a 5 year old in 19-dickety-six. I can still hear that bass note from “you can’t reason.... with a heeeeeeeaaaadless maaaaaan” in my brain.

I’m thinking this has nothing to do with the writers and everything to do with management and bottom line decisions. I bet they hate these slideshow formats just as much as we do, because it MUST mean that they are being read by a significantly smaller audience. The only reason I click through them is because I’m…

Hear fucking hear. 

I had never heard of this and I will watch the shit out of it. 

Sadly, after having done this shit for 20+ years, the one truism that I will say is that we 100% seem to be able to find the time for this horeshit and horeshit that is even dumber than this- again, and again, and again. At the end of the day though, at least I think Smollet actually lied to the police and wasted…

We’re “wasting our time” because he has a Constitutional right to force the state to prove their case against him have a judge or jury of his peers find him guilty beyond a reasonable doubt and to confront his accusers. Just because someone is guilty as fuck doesn’t mean they have to admit a damn thing. I lost count…

It may not have been Citizen Kane but I can’t say I didn’t enjoy Spider-Man. I also can’t say that the lead actors in a movie getting paid less than 2.5% of the gross receipts of a movie that made in the neighborhood of a billion dollars on a $139 million budget are “overpaid” from a fairness perspective. But it does…

I dunno man, my penis didn’t stop a whole bunch of people from liking my comment.... 

Regarding Kristen Dunst and the pay disparity... I mean... she made seven million dollars. That is a shitload of money. While it is indeed $10 million fewer than Tobey got, Tobey played the titular character in a multi-billion dollar movie franchise- I mean, he WAS Spider-man, for fuck’s sake. At the end of the day,…