I bet we have the same disposal. This thing was so much quieter than my original Badger I thought it was broken. I will never not own a super fancy disposal again, unless and until I can afford servants to cook for me in my own helicopter, which will quite necessarily be space limited.

Counterpoint: lima beans, aka the Devil’s Dingleberries, are unsavable in all apsects all of the time everywhere. Off the top of my head the only food worse is chitlins, which I have on good authority are served in Hell alongside a large side of unseasoned lima beans.

I have a garbage disposal that was so expensive I got massive side-eye from my spouse when I brought it home- but I bought it because it advertised the ability to reliable dispose of all vegetable peels and even animal bones- and after having made the mistake of the author on several occasions, mandating some…

As a former prosecutor and current defense attorney I can tell you 100% that there are real consequences when it comes to driving drunk and seriously injuring/killing people. I’ve lost count of the number of trials and cases I prosecuted where people have ended up serving years in prison into the double digits as a…

I dunno man; as a person who keeps his refillable cup when he goes to the movie theaters for later use during visits to that same theater... this speaks to me on a Fred Sanford level Commitment to Cheapness. Might not be how you’d do it, but definite slow clap from me at the very least for the stick-to-itness. 

I’ve always thought this was some of SNL’s finest satire- satirizing a target that probably found it hilarious, with note-perfect adherence to all of his tropes and color pallets. Just thinking about it makes me laugh.

Annie’s pasta ( as long as you buy the right one) is quite good. Every other box mac n cheese is trash though, for real.

How could y’all forget The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders”?! Blasphemy.

I’ve always what’s involved with taking a car that has been completely submerged in water and getting it back to the point where it runs well and you would never know it was pulled from 50 feet deep. Probably more time and money than I’ll ever have.

You lost me permanently and immediately at “Fried cheese curds [suck].” It irrevocably delegitimized everything you wrote thereafter. Cheese curds are amazing, and fried cheese curds are their highest form. 

Never had Pearson’s nut roll but when my then-girlfriend introduced this concept to me in the mid 90's it immediately brought to mind a Payday- and I was convinced that candy corn was not a tool of Satan but purposefully designed to be eaten like this. Gonna have to check out the nut roll the next time I’m in…

I have been anxiously awaiting this game since it was announced! My friends and I, who used to game together SO much more frequently before we got super old, played the shit out of L4D and L4D2, and I cannot remember laughing so hard at a game when we all managed to die within 15 seconds of each other on a fairly…

Came here to say Salem’s Lot. Read it when I was 12, scared the ever loving shit out of me. Slept with the lights on for several days, much to the annoyance of my roommate Brewster. God the part where the vampire is floating outside the little boys room, trying to enchant him to invite him in... not sure I slept that…

Possibly the only thing Ohio has ever done right.

Only the most supple of titles. 

Was just in Greenwich Village dropping my oldest off at college, and literally every single restaurant asks for proof of vaccine to sit indoors. However, there are plenty of places where you can sit outdoors- but if you didn’t do the research before you went to NYC on vacation and now you can’t go anywhere because…

But... but... that’s just not defamation. Not even close. Hell, it’s been almost 30 years since I studied that in torts and I’ve spent my entire career on the criminal side but I remember enough of NYT v. Sullivan and Hustler v. Falwell to know that’s not defamation and the lawyer who filed that lawsuit should be…

Isn’t that the older model?

Isn’t that the older model?

His name is Griggers. Maybe it broke him. Prison’s gonna be super fun for him.

Excellent suggestions! Good looking out!