When I was approximately 90 lbs over my best weight, something had to give- and the something that I chose was sugar, rather than my pancreas or having my feet amputated due to what was likely to have become richly earned diabetes. Keto has been great, but as a result I have had to make due largely without one of my…

Forgot to mention the best thing about this: she did this two decades ago, and the only reason we’re finding out about it now is because it came up organically in an interview. Why does that matter? It matters because it most likely means that she did it because it was what her heart told her to do, and not for any…

I love my Cameron’s smoker; been using one for the past 20+ years. I’ve never quite figured it out with fish though; I use mine with shrimp and chicken as it makes an incredible chicken salad. Care to share your technique/recipe for fish?

What I remember most about the launch of the Segway was all the fun the guys at South Park had at its expense with the machine that Mr. Garrison designed that sodomized you both ways in order to operate it at faster than sound travel. 

Man every time I think I hear something amazing about Dolly Parton that cements her as one of my faves, I hear ANOTHER amazing thing about her that makes me proud to be from the same country she is from (which is super fucking hard these days). I may not have that much faith in humanity as a whole but people like her…

And “unholy marriage”?!? This is a match made in fictional heaven that might actually serve as proof that God may be real. 

Allison, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for this recipe. I almost didn’t read this article, because I was prepared to be so disappointed to read about a food item that was readily available in some locale far-flung from the shitty hamlet in which I reside, but NO, it’s a recipe that I can do myself!!! I fucking…

That was an evisceration so clean the corpse is both kosher and halal. 

You’ve confused her with with Sha’Carri Richardson. Clemons has regular-sized nails.

Piles of Dead Babbits would be a great name for a band

You do know that Sammy grew up idolizing Frankenberry. #onceseencannotunsee

Oh it still is. The incredible thing is how far behind the times KY’s idiotic legislature is- they have the perfect soil and growing temps to me a marijuana powerhouse, and yet they can’t stop stepping on their own dicks. If they legalize before Ohio (because this is where this is all going) they will increase their…

This is true. Ohio and Kentucky are where you go to get your opiates. 

Can’t speak for everyone, but I hate that design so much it completely ruins the car for me. Granted, at the moment I am foolishly squandering all of my money on college tuition for my oldest and air conditioning, but if I’m thinking about spending that kind of jack on what is no doubt an extravagance... well it just…

I’m surprised that there is a second season; I thought it was a limited series and that it would have been sort of perfect to end it right there. Interested in seeing where they go with it, but also a bit nervous that it could absolutely lose its way.

So THIS is what the problem was! I legit thought my remote was broken for my Apple TV... Thing crashed continuously and was just incredibly difficult to use, and my remote kept getting disconnected.

Loved my Gameboy Advance- but even though the street date was 6/11, somehow I got mine prior to 6/9, because that was the day that I got married 20 years ago and I actually have photos of myself at my wedding playing the damn thing. I loved the shit out of that thing, and it was a fixture with me at home, work, or…

Well done.

That’s fair. The point that someone made above is that what made L4D great was not only the action but playing with my friends. I suppose we’ll see.

This is quite fair. Probably wouldn’t have bothered with it otherwise.