Agreed- the oven in my basement has been in my family for 45 years and moved with my mom and dad to no fewer than three houses, and still works. I’ve had my car since 2010 (and it is starting to look its age) but I need it to last until my kids finish college, so hopefully some longevity luck will rub off on it....

Can we do it later? I’m having too much fun dunking on them and readying the popcorn for when the White House fails to reverse the outcome of the election and they’re just beside themselves with grief.

In my long and tortured history of working out, there have only been a few times I have been able to find someone whose schedule was sufficiently close to mine that we could work out “together” (i.e. go to the gym at the same time and get our shit done). We were kinda/sorta consistent for a few months, but ultimately,…

I’m all-in. I’ve bought every single Pikmin and thoroughly enjoy them all; there is something so Zen about it that hits me square in the OCD... I just love it. What I’m most excited about is that my DAUGHTER is excited about it so maybe I’ll have someone to play co-op with!!

I’ve seen both films, and I remember practically every bit of AWiL, but remember practically none of the Howling- so it’s gotta be the former. It was scary, funny, gross, and I remember being just totally blown away by the special effects- and I can’t ever remember the plot of the Howling without visiting its IMDB.…

I guess that since I’ve been lucky enough to have a computer that only I use I don’t have that issue- that, and I think porn has been normalized to the point where I’m not exactly ashamed of the fact that I watch it on occasion. Don’t get me wrong; I’m not out there advertising my kinks to the universe and I’d super…

Why on earth are we hiding porn on our computers in the first place? As there is such an abundance of it on the internet, I have never felt the need to save my “favorites”- plenty of places out there to see genitals flying around every which way.

I loved everything about this article. Heartwarming, informative, and funny. This is why I love The Takeout.

The cheese cups out of wine don’t gross me out as much as they make me scratch my head- that’s a lot of trouble to go through for something that probably adds nothing to the experience other than whimsy.

Agreed, although- assuming he is the intelligent, thoughtful, introspective sort- it would have been more surprising to me if his perspective didn’t change after being married to a black woman and experiencing firsthand and up close all of the vitriol and hate, and having years of conversations about her upbringing…

LOL don’t beat yourself up; it’s not like you revealed to me that Miyamoto is a serial rapist or anything. It would take A LOT to ruin Mario. 

Have to admit, in 30+ years of gaming it has never occurred to me to pay any sort of attention to Mario’s arm position. Now it cannot be unseen. Damn you.

Gotta admit; saw the pics and first thought the article was about ice cream scoops. Was super disappointed because a hot pink ice cream scoop would be sweet.

Gotta admit; saw the pics and first thought the article was about ice cream scoops. Was super disappointed because a…

Saw them in concert about two years ago in Louisville, and they were very, very, very good. Having said that, Billy Corgan is one weird-assed motherfucker, and I think I’m hungrier for other artists than I am for them to revisit something that was so well done such a long time ago. But good for them I guess, and I’ll…

See I think that would make it worse. As a man with male pattern baldness who shaves his head, part of the reason why it doesn’t particularly bother me is because I’m pretty much certain that very few people give a fuck about what I look like and I’m not constantly reminded of it every time I pick up my local paper or…

I was thinking the exact same thing!! Although, when I think about it, I am actually more impressed that he has the self-confidence not to give a fuck about that shiny expanse and isn’t slathering it with all kinds of meds, balms or salves to stave off what nature has deemed to be so. As my late mom would say, “go…

The other thing is that it appears as if this was the “last straw”. Who knows what straws 1-3,471 were? If I’m Shonda, and I’m fabulously wealthy, proven, and basically can just launch anything I want because I’ve had the magic touch, I’m not fucking with anyone I don’t absolutely have to. The part of the story people…

Lying on a carpeted floor to be quite comforting, and it also reduces the risks of falls substantially. Or so I’ve heard.

This movie came out when I was 13 years old and was on cable when I was 14/15. I have seen this movie more times than I can count, and yet cannot tell you what the hell happened in it or what it was about because there is only one reason why I was watching this movie.

I have purchased Apple Care many, many times for my and my family’s iPads, iPhones, and Macs- and while there have been phones and devices that I/we have owned that have made it unscathed through multiple years of use, the money wasted on those purchases was MORE than made up for the drops and incidents that were…