Sometimes bad things happen to bad people and all there is to do is have a cup of hot cocoa with whipped cream and extra marshmallows.

Oh Claire you are doing God’s work (insert crying laughing face). This totally is in the wheelhouse of a product that I would absolutely positively know is horrible but would buy anyway because... well I just can’t ever leave well enough alone. Thank you for experiencing it for me, and for making it so entertaining.…

Exactly. I felt like such a jackass after watching the penultimate season, and I swear Stockholm Syndrome forced me to watch the final season- I maintain to this day the chasm between the first two seasons of that show and the last two in terms of quality is as vast as the gulf between 60 Minutes and Sean Hannity.…

That is the song that runs through my head every single time I think of Tab. I think I was like nine when that was on the air. I am old.

I remember my mom buying Tab in the late 70's and me- always, always ALWAYS being excited to drink literally ANY soda- (the parents tried to keep me away from sugar) drinking Tab just because it had bubbles, even though it was abjectly horrific. I’d sip, wince (making that lima-bean face) and yet still drink it…

Not understanding why the State of California just doesn’t go out and seize them all.

As a tributary guy, I gotta talk about Lode Runner circa 1984- I was 13, had an Apple IIe and I swear to god EVERYONE in my class had the same damn game pirated from the same one person who bought it- same with Karateka, Taipan and Boulderdash. The days of super guilt-free piracy were fun, indeed.

I cannot overstate how important The Cosby Show was to me from a representation perspective to me when I was in high school and college. My dad was (and I guess still is!) an African-American OB/GYN, and my family lived a very much upper-middle class life that emphasized learning, education and love much the same way…

But... it kinda is? I mean, I took entertainment law over two decades ago in law school, but one of the very very VERY few things I remember is that if you allow people to infringe without seeking to enforce you can put yourself in a super bad spot down the road when someone infringes due to waiver and estoppel issues.…

I played it, enjoyed it at the time, really dug the acapella Mario theme on those weird assed levels, but in the end it is probably one of my least favorite Mario games for all of the reasons previously mentioned by others, and it had my least favorite Nintendo advertising campaign (anyone else unfortunate enough to…

And, naturally, this changes nothing, because the people it would be most important to refuse to believe it because they are convinced the news is fake. It’s enough to give you a migraine.

If you want me to know that you are flirting with me you should either have a temporary tattoo to that effect “I Am Flirting With You” engraved on your forehead or grab me by the genitals. Short of that, I never have any sort of clue.

I’m with you when you’re right... but honestly if Trump had suicidal ideations I might.... encourage them?. To say I have any empathy for this particular assclown is also a stretch. But, for the sake of the collateral damage of his friends and family who may 1) love him and/or 2) not be total scum I grudgingly will…

While I’ve been a career prosecutor for 23 years and barely passed contracts your legal analysis seems sound- and also the larger point that this is a whooooole lot of trouble to go through to save $3. The fun part is that even if you violated the terms of service, they’d really have no damages- but it would still be…

Is there anything to stop you from signing up for their app as “Heywood Jablomey?” I rarely ever give my real info to these freaks. Can’t say I eat a lot of BK, but $2 is $2

So you can basically “trade space” between your old drive and the new box? This would work out well for me, as I’m usually only playing 1-2 games at a time at most.

Seems like an easy mistake. I frequent call my daughters by the dog’s name... so I feel your pain.

When I was a freshman in college, I took a course that required us to go to a theater and watch Castle In the Sky. Up until that point I had never even heard of Studio Ghibli, and to say that I was moved would be an understatement. This was pre-internet, so I had no way of knowing that there was company dedicated to…

For my money, Costco- of all fucking places- makes the best not-from-concentrate OJ on the market. My one knock against it is that I prefer the high-pulp content of a Tropicana Grovestand and Costco’s stuff is zero pulp, but in terms of tasting “fresh” and pure orange flavor... it’s just a hair of a step down from…

I don’t know about you, but I LOVED Oddworld. Was always disappointed it didn’t get a followup.