Wow. I had not seen that, and it was something to see.

To hell with Minnie Mouse, NOT MARTIN!!!! :(

How exactly does one fall from the fourth floor of a hotel? That should have been their first clue! The only acceptable answers are 1) trying to save toddler who crawled out of window onto ledge, 2) I was a window washer/installer and the ladder/cabling broke, or 3) natural disaster du jour. Other than that, you’re…

Goddamnit I hate to see this. Was Pizza Hut pan pizza the pinacle of pizza (or even pan pizza)? No. Was it delicious for what it was and did it resonate with me in a way that all formative foods did that somehow managed to keep me coming back for 40 years? Yes. Yes it did. PH’s pan pizza was pretty much the only…

I abused the everloving fuck out of Moviepass, because it was an unsustainable business model and I know that it would eventually die. I saw movie almost every other day for a month during the first October (total of 13 days) and my takeaway was that 1) there are whole lot of shitty movies that aren’t made less shitty…

You see, this is what normal human beings do and what I do... most of the time. Some of the time, like when I’m filling up at Costco gas or exiting the line and the store with my receipts and 7 pounds of prime steak I will carelessly put it in a pants or coat pocket that decidedly isn’t my wallet or I will set it on…

I drink White Claw. I can’t especially say I like it more than, say, grape Kool Aid or a lovely mixed drink, but since I’m watching my carbs it is the perfect compromise in that it’s boozy enough to work and yet not too terrible. I don’t much care for most hard liquors and if I’m going to drink beer it needs to be…

I would imagine that the worst professional baseball pitcher in the league throw at least 80% harder than that. I wonder how hard it is after years of facing quality pitching to stand in there against someone who can’t even break 60 mph? No one practices that because it doesn’t happen. What would work is if each team…

My immediate thought before I even clicked on your post was “man, that bun is going to taste like ass” and apparently I was right. I’m not sure you can smoke bread without it tasting like something that you should not eat. But thanks for taking the hit for us and sparing us from your fate and the ire of our…

So I’m trying to conjure some normal human empathy but it looks like I’m fresh out so he can have deez nuts.

Man Bojack looks like he needs some help.

In my defense, I was 10 years old....

I had the exact same issue on the exact same level. God that sucked- and the part where you have to shoot the globe to access the tunnel made me feel majorly stupid although it probably shouldn’t have. Still and all, this is one of my favorite series, probably owing a debt to the fact that I’ve been playing…

I was about to call you crazy until I remembered how much I struggled on Venus trying to get into that stupid control room or trying to figure out how to get back inside from that part where you walk around this super sky high star wars style platform. If I had had hair I would pulled it out. That aside, I love love…

Yes... but how? I set my dresser on fire by lighting an advent wreath on it and leaving it unattended for a good hour. Curious as to whether it was some similar dumbassery.

As a self-identifying blerd I’m amazed I didn’t know this was a thing!!! My people have found each other! Good looking out.

Is there any question at all that these permits shouldn’t be issued with all deliberate speed? Yes, “straight pride” parades are one of THE stupidest ideas of 2019, but don’t you kind of want to see who the assholes are who are willing to walk in it and unmask their idiocy to the world? I feel the same way about these…

Walking alongside a highway is something to be done when you really, really have no other choice (e.g. your car is broken down and you have no phone to call someone to pick you up), especially at night. Any situation where some yahoo high on fentanyl can take you out with a slight undercorrection error is a situation…

I am absolutely willing to concede that point. A multi-use facility is far and away better than what essentially are single use facilities; it’s not like Great American or Paul Brown are hosting concerts or monster truck rallies or pretty much anything other than football and baseball (although in the case of Paul…

Wow it’s almost like you didn’t even read the article.