Bengals fan here. I think I’ve written similar posts countless times but it bears repeating; I will never, ever, ever vote for or support a publicly financed stadium again. Ever. I was a dumbass in my early 20's when the Bengals suckered our county into building Paul Brown Stadium and Great American Ballpark, and they…

Or maybe don’t let your kids on Facebook. I have two daughters who are now well into their teens that I wouldn’t let anywhere near facebook when they were in elementary or middle school; I think that childhood is crazy enough without the addition of online bullshit that I literally had no experience with as a kid and…

If you manage to hear back I’ll buy you and a date a steak dinner.

So these features will only work with Airpods or Beats headphones? Sounds cool, but that won’t be me. I dig my Jabras.

Sometimes bad things happen to bad people and all there is to do is just take another sip on your raspberry lemonade decorated with a jaunty sprig of mint.

Wasn’t trying to belittle you, I’m just saying that sometimes things are easier to see that aren’t there because we want to see them. It’s not a judgment, it’s human nature. Congrats on being human.

Nah. I think you’re seeing things there because you want to. Your second example is CLEARLY the same person and the differences are so minute and slight that they only register when you stare. In your previous post, the colorized photo looks like an exceptionally good Frida Kahlo cosplay.

Speaking as a prosecutor, had this been in my jurisdiction and they had charged him I would have dismissed it based on the principal of private necessity- while clearly there are some statute on the books that might proscribe the conduct in question the principal of private necessity overrides the state’s interest in…

If by “prominent” you mean “noticeable”, I’m not sure you’re right but you may have a point there. But as far as systemic subjugation is concerned, Christianity (and Judaism to an extent) have a long history of shoving women in the corner (see the Catholic Church, Orthodox Judaism, Mormonism, et al). Singling out…

Kate; have you tried using flavored oils? There is a posh food market near me that sells spicy garlic olive oil, and I use that to make a pesto with cilantro and pine nuts to top seared scallops and I created a dish that I would easily paid $30.

My pine nut secret: Costco. They have some bad ass prices on pine nuts and mega huge quantities to boot. If you’re lucky enough to have one near you, grab yourself some Kirkland Pine Nuts. Also, their prices on USDA prime steaks just cannon be beated; I mean $11 for NY strip and $14 for ribeyes is just outstanding. I…

Well, those two photos look like photos of very similar looking siblings rather than the same woman. To me at least.

I always find it fascinating when the spawn of two incredibly attractive people end up being so... regular looking. However, I could only ever dream of being that toned.

Oh yeah, it totally changed how I do voir dire and I use it as an example all of the time. I’ve pretty much given up telling juries what they can and cannot do and acknowledge the reality that if they ignore the oath that they take they can do any old shit that they want- but we at least have a conversation about why…

Should have added that this was nearly 14 years ago... but still, the entire thing was staggering. There was literally no one, including the defendant and his attorney, who was expecting that verdict. Just fucking horrible.

Juries sometimes aren’t much better. One time I tried a case to a jury where a man had punched his lover in the face, knocked her unconscious and then (according to his own written statement) “...in an attempt to wake her up I placed her on the couch, removed her panties and inserted my penis into her vagina.” In my…

Always wanted one of his capes.

Man, if bacon was like taking communion I’d totally convert to Orthodox Judaism or Islam. Talk about taking the fun out of bacon. I totally see why you hated it.

Did you grow up in a community where bacon is verboten?? Like the guy who posted above me I’ve never seen bacon NOT offered as an option as a meat topping; if you can show me a major pizza franchise that doesn’t offer it I’ll eat my hat.

I was pretty close to 100 pound overweight in 2016 when I began a steady regimen of exercise five days a week and combined it be careful about what I ate. Between May of that year and September of 2018 I lost about 40 pounds. In September of 2018 on a lark after being badgered about it for months I decided to give…