Surprised they didn’t list my favorite way of getting over a grudge, which is setting fire to the offender’s car and stealing his 401K.

You can keep all of your fancy noise generators; I’ll just use my electric fan as I’ve done for the better part of 40 years.

What now? It’s not the best thing for lesbians to have children? Is this based on some empirical research of your own or do you subscribe to a newsletter that is hand delivered monthly to your residence? I personally know at least three lesbian couples raising kids and they are every bit as good or better than all of…

Wow what happened? Stitches? Staples?

I don’t know how you can apologize more than “I am truly sorry”. Maybe you didn’t like her explanation of things, but all I require from an apology is the words and the feeling that they fucking mean it. The expression of empathy is the most important thing, and judging from Osaka’s response she seems all good with…

There’s a difference between receiving criticism for bailing your child out time after time (as a prosecutor for over 20 years believe you me I’ve seen my fair share of that) and for being criticized for a completely unforeseeable heinous act that your child commits down the road. Scores of parents every day who love…

That was an incredible dick move on Serena’s part that day, but at least she had the perspective to recognize what she did was wrong and offer a genuine, heart-felt apology. I think in life we would all be sooooo much better off if people just recognized when they fucked up and apologized like they mean it. It short…

I second what Neuroplastique has already said. Time has not been kind to the hawt takes of one ZombieBatman, moron extraordinaire. Brings to mind an image of Solomon Grundy in a Batman costume, and about as intelligent.

That Superwitty guy was right. Two years later and you do still sound like a moron to fresh eyes. You totally need a grammar and spell checker.

Hit the Varsity the last time I was in Atlanta; was a really cool bit of Americana and it was neat to go to a place that my mom and dad hung out at in college in the early ‘60's, but the food was very very okay and nothing spectacular. However, that fact alone should not discourage one from visiting, as it is super…

I’m with you. White chocolate is neither white, chocolate, nor good, with the one exception of TCBY white chocolate frozen yogurt, which was the shit. But white chocolate is a fraud of the first order and does not deserve to be called chocolate AT ALL.

I don’t think getting on the wrong side of SCOTUS by pushing back on a decision is possible because literally that’s what people do every day in the Supreme Court; try to change or otherwise adapt the law to a specific set of facts to benefit their clients- it is literally the job of the Supreme Court to uphold the…

Because there is a difference between presenting an argument that you know is probably bullshit and presenting an argument that you know is DEFINITELY bullshit. The latter is called perpetrating a fraud upon the court, the former is just called being a lawyer. If you go into court and argue scenario A and the court…

I don’t think you tried very hard. The answer can be found in nearly every article written on this very subject over the course of the past several months.

I almost always carry a reasonable amount of cash for emergencies yet almost exclusively use a debit card to pay for most things on a day to day basis. I will definitely be paying cash tips when I use Door Dash the 2-3x a year that will happen.

I’ve noticed that when I’m on my phone browsing with Safari this site just does not work- but when I switch to Firefox Mobile it loads just fine. No idea why Safari can’t handle it.

My favorite item on your list is “All of my cough medicines”. Plural. For some reason that made me giggle. Hope you’re okay though.

That’s hilarious; I took “Social Dance” as a senior in college with three of my roomates on a lark. It was actually a lot of fun, even though I sucked and don’t remember much more than a basic box step. Good times.

Completely disagree. Raising Canes doesn’t taste like anything, and while their half-assed remoulade that they serve as a dipping sauce isn’t poison it’s not what I’d call delicious. At CFA I can taste seasonings other than salt and pepper. Can’t say I dig their politics, but they make a mighty fine chicken and I’d…

So this means his own organization that entrusts the success of their football team to him doesn’t have enough confidence in him to include him on major decisions like this and needs to lie to him rather than include him. While possible this isn’t much better, but what the fuck do I know, I wasn’t there and neither…