For reasons I’m not exactly clear on the article appeared in the five link header that appears when you maneuver your mouse over the word Deadspin embedded at top of every page. I seriously thought that you had just posted this and didn’t notice it was from ‘18 and never would have had you not pointed it out....

Where you went wrong is that Steve Bannon is the “after” photo.

Me too!! So this is what it feels like when doves cry.

If true, I’m honestly completely flummoxed as to why he would ever admit it. This means that as a head coach, on one of the most important days of the year in his job, he stepped out to grab a sandwich during the most critical time of the draft and wasn’t tuned in/in touch with his operation to know what they were…

“He looks like someone drew a face on a big toe.”

Dude I’d go just to hear Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Jr.

It is if you’re from a shithole country, e.g. any country where English isn’t the native language and/or has lots of brown or beige people. Norway’s cool though.

The fact that you are arguing with me right now disproves your point. Additionally, I have been influenced in the past by reading about the experiences of others in all sorts of places, including the comments on Deadspin. I find these exercises are often helpful and beneficial to me. Also, there is nothing fake about…

Apple Jacks are garbage. They haven’t always been garbage, but they changed the way that they are made and now the textures is all wrong. I have a soft spot in my heart for all of the sugar cereals I ate when I was a kid, and virtually every single one of them have been ruined in the name of lowering the sugar content…

What he gains is the knowledge of the fact that he didn’t sit silence in the face of ignorance, which seldom works out well for anyone. Additionally, it is a net good for our lgbtq brothers and sisters to hear that we support them and not dickbags like this guy whose bigotry is even more confounding as he knows first…

Yeah the guy is trash. Not complete trash- seems that there are some small kindnesses in his heart- but overall we’ll all be better off when he gets his ass beat and shuts the fuck up. Can’t happen soon enough.

Huge ups to Israel and all my gay brothers and sisters. It always baffles me when members of discriminated groups (Fury is either gypsy or Romani; not sure which) turn around and discriminate against others- and have all of these platforms from which to spew their hate. As a black man I think it makes me even MORE…

Thank god. If that was Brett I’d be taking him in the Deadpool next year. Jesus H. Christ does Bobby look like shit.

Wait help me out here: is that Bobby or Brett??? Please tell me it’s Bobby. Pretty please.

Blame begins and ends with Kevin Durant, unless someone lied to him about the nature of his injury. I suffered a partial tear of my ACL at the tender age of 41 and it was the MOST painful injury I’ve ever suffered in life, and I did so as a fat, middle aged man playing indoor soccer. I rehabbed the injury for SIX…

Saltwater pools are the worst of both worlds. I tolerate saltwater because I have yet to find an unsalted ocean, but I can’t say I like it. Give me my chlorine.

Or if you drank it, enjoyed it, and forgot about it immediately thereafter, maybe you should just shrug your shoulders and move on to the next story, never giving it a second thought?

I sometimes play it when I’m feeling sad.

I will never, ever not star this. Ever.

Hard to distinguish between “worst pop culture moment” and “biggest disappointment”. I think the all-time worst had to be the final season of Dexter, which is the worst final season of any show ever, culminating in the worst series finale of any show ever. It is legendarily bad. But the penultimate season didn’t…