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A tie and some unprovoked hooliganism instantly made American football popular in England.

Suh was quoted as saying, “I’m... FIFTY!” during the play.

“All of them, Katie.”

I swear, you bring up that “oh if we just took away the pads and helmets everything would be SO MUCH SAFER” because you know it makes me rage, don’t you?

This Marine approves of Mr. Marshall.

It’s really funny how much subtle racism that you Gawker writers level at Russell. He doesn’t act “black enough” for you, so you skewer him at every turn, because how dare a black man decides to do anything but act the way that your carefully constructed narrative dictate that he should.

He certainly spent enough time behind the offensive line during that game to qualify as one.

What?! He looks nothing like him...

Leicester started it.

Or maybe it was never a curse, and that Deadspin doesn’t really know shit about sports beyond bandwagoning.

Take a page from Florida GOP’s playbook on Climate Change.... never mention it... or just use the term “70º+ temperatures” and you are good!

likely wasn’t as no real self-respecting Irish would listen to such crap as the dropkick murphy’s (I say this as an Irishman from Boston)

And yet, the broken cell phone was the best highlight of the day involving this poor girl.

Just on the Memorandum of Understanding alone, there are reasons to have rejected the vacation of this area of land: it calls for an NBA team to be in hand before any of the funds are released. Adam Silver has said publicly that expansion isn’t happening any time soon and the NHL can’t get their shit together (but,

They could probably talk about urine for hours.

Fitting that the naming rights go to a rental car company, since every public Dollar Hertz the Budget.

Dear Washington Nationals and their fans,

Ha ha, and FUCK YOU.

Love,

The City of Montreal

Watching a game at University of Phoenix stadium is a lot like attending University of Phoenix – you spend a ton of money on a complete waste of time, and when you tell people what you did they all laugh at you.

Wow! I made a difference today! I’m going home!