All my dyslexics live in Texas.

She has a point, Colby Cheese College does fucking suck

Offensively lame, maybe.

I got here first. Assume I made the obvious comment for this situation and give me my (checks going rate).....85 stars.

We all know that there are no real Jags fans and you made those emails up, Drew.

He asked for the Martin van Buren.

“Don’t rhyme quinoa with any wrestler’s name. Past or present, but specifically past.”

Does Wade have the mumps?

Yes, and he wasn't funny there either

My favorite part is at 0:22 when the camera angle makes Oosthuizen and his caddy look like they’re 2 feet tall.

I don’t possess CSI enhance tech either, but I do have CSI delusions: Those ears have similar features, and ears might be even more accurate for ID than fingerprints.

So he gave seats, and then took them away? I wish there was some kind of inappropriate cliche to describe his actions...

Ironically that would make a good Native American name.

If he plays out that entire contract the Panthers will have paid him a million more than Auburn did.

Why do all British women look like Wayne Rooney?