ryanjw
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ryanjw

It definitely seems at least 80% schtick to me. I keep reading stories about how much he loves surprising kid fans of his, how his coworkers all love him, how he's always the best guy to have around set, etc etc etc. I'm sure he has his bad days like the rest of us, and maybe falls back on the "Tony Stark" of it all

Guy getting owned when fixing the car is the best kind of funny.

it's nice to finally see a horrible story have a good ending.

Nothing in this article is about actually saving images. Stop trolling.

Okay, the slow rise of the scythe is hilarious.

This is gold.

Who wants to watch a tournament about people kicking field goals much less replays of it.

Looks like Link is taking a massive leak.

Moments like these are what I love about kotaku

Man, I knew there was a reason I had been enjoying Kotaku so much more the last few months, just couldn't put my finger on it. I've long been disgruntled by the "what's next" mentality of gaming, so this article makes me very, very happy. Cheers to you guys, and thanks so much!

Your impression appears mostly incorrect.

Also, one can license the Unreal engine without paying royalties for what that's worth- the Unreal royalty structure is just a means of reducing up-front developer costs, as game dev costs significantly more than people seem to think. But it's not really comparable here in

"Honestly, he is never leaving the base once I get him home."
That was literally my first thought after reading the title of this article

Swatting should be treated as a serious crime.

You're going to be that guy then, huh?

Stupid shit? In a Metal Gear Solid game? You don't say!

Little Timmy was suspended for 52 weeks. The difference between 5 and 2 is 3.