Man, that Congressional health plan is really awesome. No wonder they don’t want to give the rest of us the single payer option.

You know Don Sr has a Porn Vault, probably gold doors on it. As the code is 1-2-3-4-5 Barron is going to be fine.

What? What kind of stupid ass shit is this?

He maintains extra glycogen stores in there for elite performance

Correction: Every woman who’s in the parking lot while he rounds up carts.

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

He looks like a guy who was voted “Best Looking” at his small suburban high school 15 years ago who thinks it still applies and uses that misconception to hit on every woman who steps up to his butcher counter at the Hy-Vee.

I’ve now put the words “Dollar Store Timothy Olyphant” into a little melody in my head that’s on an endless loop. Thanks for that.

He looks like he sharted and is wondering how long it’ll be before someone notices.

From what I’ve read online about his days in college from other students who knew him, it really surprises me that he goes to bat for his father despite how his father has treated him like shit for many years. It would be cool if he would rebel and flip the bird at the Trump family. Eh there’s still time for Barron…

truth

He’s gonna look so great in an orange jumper!

To be fair, Schilling would be an idiot no matter what sport he played.

or throw at his head lol

Look, they said they had juiced balls. I went to talk to them, but we ended up talking about Russian orphans. That’s it. I swear.

This is the second year in a row that the home run derby was flat-out spectacular, and I think this year was better than last (although that might just be recency: Giancarlo put on one hell of a show in 2016).

I really wish Yankees players got more media coverage. It’s a shame they toil in obscurity.

Who at WFAN thinks this ever has a chance at working? Was their first choice James Dolan?

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.