I don't know, I was pretty mooved by it. I won't be cowed by your bullshit. 

“Sono’s quid pro quo MO big no-no”

Well thank God you slipped that into the comments section of a sonic sequel review.

And you have to say it mildly concerned.
“Have you tried acting, dear boy?” 

Get that plasma!!!

“It’s important to me, as an actor, to fully realize the world and the pain inherent in the character of” *checks notes* “a comic book vampire.”

The site’s reviews of SNL seem to share the same problem with its view of The Carmichael Show — an assumption that the primary point of comedy is to tell other people messages we think it’s very important for them to hear, and not to be funny.

Apatow Cash Cow Turns Bow-wow Sow

That’s not how I remember it. 

This budget improv Rashomon sucks.

Daniel Radcliffe sums it up best for me “I saw it, I’m just so already dramatically bored of hearing people’s opinions about it, that I just don’t want to be another opinion added to it.”

“How was your weekend?”

“and feels more disappointing after two years of anticipation for its release.” Serious question, was ANYONE anticipating this one? Like, if by anticipation you mean that people were aware it had been delayed and mildly curious when it would manage to get a full release, sure. But anticipating it? Excited to watch it?…

The tone of this post sucks. Fuck off, man. 

“Since 2016, actors Chris Pine and Ben Foster have quietly begun assembling their own cinematic universe”

The greatest trick The Devil  pulled is convincing us He’s a Fantastic Beast

I don’t get why everyone just brushes over that time he shot all those kids with arrows

I can only ever think of Adrien Brody as the guy who went on SNL, put on a wig, and did whatever the fuck this is supposed to be without anyone’s approval, and now he’s been banned for life.

I have given a name to my pain, Bob, and it is Adrien Brody.

Proto Man Crisis Day 2 - Proto Man and Possible Child Sparr, Legitimacy of Child in Question