“ ‘The Cybertruck,’ it says, ‘is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think you have a long parking space at the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to the Cybertruck.’ ”

Everyone has the right to bear worms. 

How is they still getting work?

I love Dune and am very open to watching and loving this, but being a 10,000 year prequel really kills a lot of excitement. It’s such an incredible gulf of time that it makes it hard to feel anything. If its so incredibly far removed from the world and story, why do I care? And if it doesn’t feel removed enough from…

I have a friend who is ex-LAPD and he says this is how he addressed drivers who he had pulled over for a rolling stop. They would say, “Well I slowed down, what’s the difference?” and he would reply, “See this night stick? If I start hitting you on the head with it, would you rather I stop or slowed down?” and then he…

You are honestly missing out, they are actually pretty decent.

I wouldn’t say he’s unlikable but I definitely like his writing better than his stand up.

I honestly thought that Doctor Who image was an update from a new Hocus Pocus movie.

I would argue that Final Wars was awful, whereas reducing GMK to “dumb all out monster brawler fun” does a disservice to a terrific movie.

Don’t forget the first ever Marvel movie villain.

I dunno, I think Baldwin might have missed his shot.

I don’t think Aliens has fallen in esteem at all. It’s still the most popular film in the IP. However, if you’re trying to make a horror film, Alien is a better foundation because it was actually a horror film while Aliens was more of an action film.

The Acolyte’s First Trailer Plunges Star Wars Into Twilight

It’s as if you were actively trying to sound like as much of a buffoonish dipshit as possible when making this comment.

I mean, given the poor direction maybe Dakota got confused and thought “wheelchair bound” meant she was doing another 50 Shades scene.

Apparently still living in her upper-floor apartment of a walk-up building?

Half of my theater cackled

You mean ten seasons?

I feel like mythology stuff can be interesting right up until it swallows the film and we lose track of the human stakes and emotional arcs that should be the grounding and basis for the film. The last movie didn’t care at all about the human side of the story, and it ended up a boring CGI action figure fight as a…

It would be so cool if we respected animation enough to be satisfied with it as a medium. We are always getting live action remakes to some of the most well animated pieces of art. But yet we never see an animated adaptation of anything live action. At most, we get a movie turned into a 90s Saturday morning cartoon. I…