“ ‘The Cybertruck,’ it says, ‘is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think you have a long parking space at the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to the Cybertruck.’ ”

How is they still getting work?

I have a friend who is ex-LAPD and he says this is how he addressed drivers who he had pulled over for a rolling stop. They would say, “Well I slowed down, what’s the difference?” and he would reply, “See this night stick? If I start hitting you on the head with it, would you rather I stop or slowed down?” and then he…

I wouldn’t say he’s unlikable but I definitely like his writing better than his stand up.

Don’t forget the first ever Marvel movie villain.

I dunno, I think Baldwin might have missed his shot.

It’s as if you were actively trying to sound like as much of a buffoonish dipshit as possible when making this comment.

Am I taking crazy pills or is this list awful? The American Godzilla films are ranked way too high (But Godzilla Vs. Kong is too low) then some of the Showa era are ranked criminally low.

He only made two of them. The first was directed by Rupert Wyatt.

They were not racist, they were quite the opposite. It allowed them a medium to explore the themes on race, religion and social problems that wouldn’t have been able to tell in a contemporary film at that time. So in a nutshell what you say you read was bullshit, straight up.

I hate every ape I see

Initially misread Durand as Durant and kind of loved the idea of KD giving a petulant bad guy speech in the style of his Twitter burner accounts.

Barsanti gonna Barsanti. “Why isn’t she doing the exact kind of movies that I want to see her in??!?”

Remember when Barsanti's stupidity was confined to weekends?

History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man.

Shawn Levy IS the “workmanlike” director. Most of his filmography is “forgettable, big studio milquetoast PG/PG-13 light comedies”.       

Schindler’s List also took place during Japanese internment and completely ignored it.  Ridiculous puff piece, I say.

Friedkin releasing his final film from beyond the grave to rave reviews on the exact same day as Believer may be the most baller move ever.

Make the delivery of the speeches unintelligible with shitty sound mixing?
“We [unintelligible unintelligible unintelligible] rock, [unintelligible unintelligible unintelligible] on [unintelligible unintelligible]”

It’s always weird when people call something a “predictor,” or “before its time,” when in reality it’s depicting an issue that existed at the time and simply persists.