when your furniture comes with a specialized assembly tool or super tiny allen wrench, tape it under the furniture in a place where it’s unlikely to be casually dislodged but is easy to locate when you need to disassemble the furniture in the future. 

I actually don’t want her to. I love that episode as a completely perfect, almost entirely standalone episode. It’s 38 minutes, so you can go back and throw it on any time like a favorite Simpsons episode. Just incredible.

I haven’t seen this movie or crazy Rich Asians or over the moon but thanks to this review I now know more about their plot than I do about the movie turning red

This isn’t a review, it’s the celebration of an Asian-themed movie. Which is fine and all, but a review would be nice too. 

You know nothing about his or anyone else’s deals, don’t comment when you’re utterly ignorant.

You mean his drama beard?

I really hope Atlanta’s switch of locations to Europe works out at least as well as when Sons of Anarchy did it.

in the full length intro he explains that he flew first class and had orange juice in a champagne glass, you absolute rube!

From what I have seen, Bam is already filming those episodes.

is this meme of the year now?

If you haven’t seen it you need to check out an NBC show called The Good Place, she is great on it.

“Rather than make any attempt to join his family, he deposits himself on a plastic chair by the shore and makes his way through a bucket of beers while the ocean laps at his feet.”

And is being the first Latino to play one of the Mario brothers a big breaking of the color barrier that people were waiting to see happen?

Jokes! Jokes in the wind! Flying by all over the place!

“The special was filmed in December 2021 at The Comedy Cellar in New York City in front of a small audience who didn’t know he was performing.”

Ever seen “elevated horror,” . . . on WEEEEEED?!

There’s no difference except one is covered with sand. 

I assume that a conscious decision was made to describe Dustin Diamond’s career as skidding to a halt rather than screeching to a halt. Yet more evidence that the AV Club is classier than me.