“Boy, who knew Murray was so into auto-erotic asphyxiation?”

dafoe is an oscar winner in the alternate universe that goblin comes from.

Everyone here are equally awful, so there’s no corner for me to stand in. These people are ruthless and miserable, and I’m loving it.

Ah yes, another bizarre and embarrassing instance of one writer for a website not being in lockstep agreement with another writer for another website, who have the same parent company and absolutely no other editorial overlap. Weird!!

Why do they need to get on the same page?

Far as I’m concerned the 1606 Globe Theatre performance of “Macbeth” is the definitive version and anything else is a superfluous waste of time.

Wow these “journalists” really suck on how they post their stories...

My goal is to own a fleet of sandwiches.

Tip, but then sue the restaurant directly later.

This is why I can’t ever get behind Harley, no matter what they do with her. She’s a horrible, horrible person with a truly astonishing trail of bodies behind her, and I can’t be a fan of that. That they work so hard to make her “cute” and “fun” as if that makes everything else she does fine - and that it works and…

There’s something perverse about pursuing so many laudable social goals while writing a comic about two unapologetic mass murderers.

Ben Platt all like

E’s not dead. E’s pining for the fjords!

If ever there was a heartwarming television show to watch with your family, it’s definitely Married With Children. It was the Waltons of the 90s.

Cannes will love it.  None of us will understand it.  Criterion will add it to their collection.  

It’s horrific.

Disgusting. Who would watch James Corden?

Good advice but keep in mind this was written by a person who works for Jim Spanfeller.

Everyone seems to have forgotten that Homer owns the Denver Broncos.

A frog inside a snail? What is this, a French cooking show?