all the good things are on fire

6/14/19

They were real. We would all remember them better if they wore their jerseys with the name on the front of the uniform though.

6/14/19

The asterisk is the butthole of ASCII characters.

6/14/19

So you only watched...one quarter of one game of the NBA finals? Who gives a shit what the fuck you think.

6/14/19

It really doesn’t.

6/13/19

Congrats! D&D is the best and you picked one of the most fun classes to play as. My advice for your first game would be:

6/13/19

Make sure you grab Vicious Mockery and read up on bad puns and D&D dad jokes before you play.

6/13/19

Look, I hate him too, but the truth is he’s already dead and his purgatorial punishment is forever sitting courtside to watch the team that became a mega dynasty the second they fired him. Is it fair to the rest of us sinners trying to find our way in this crazy world? No. But maybe Mark can serve as a lesson and we…

6/12/19

Well for one. That’s not all that materially different than other beer styles. Since you can do something similar with anything, and its the same mechanic that driving pastry stouts and sours right now.

6/12/19

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

6/12/19

Wait for your 25th reunion to find out that one of those guys now works in private equity.

6/12/19

Decommodification is socialism.

6/12/19

I went to college, so I know FOR A FACT that socialism is two dipshits in their early 20's at a party arguing about whether or not it’s better praxis to identify as a Maoist or a Marxist-Leninist, while definitely agreeing that Sage Francis is a top 5 rapper (maybe all time) and that they would both have girlfriends…

6/12/19

You realize there are just as many theories of capitalism right?

6/12/19

Yeah, this is normal self-preserving behavior necessitated by the fact that drivers are pretty careless around cyclists. Maybe that’s not you, but the fact that you’re complaining about it suggests that maybe it is you.

6/12/19

You mean the sheriff?

6/11/19

Those drivers are the worst. I saw a guy in a car do that the other day and almost caused an accident. Probably coulda killed someone.

6/11/19

I’ve had cars pass me just to make a right turn a few feet in front of me, only to cut me off...cyclists aren’t the only ones who ignore right of way