Rule change! Only one team gets to enjoy the timeout. The other team has to do jumping jacks until the timeout ends. Real ones too. It’s a technical if someone just moves their arms up and down and doesn’t actually jump.

Are their lives that awesome that this the only thing that bothers them, or are they just so miserable every little thing bothers them?

What do you mean he owes the Warriors nothing? He’s an employee for that organization, at the very least through the next 1-3 games. They signed him to play in games like this. The contract ends soon and THEN he owes them nothing, but he’s still under contract.

This all happened because he didn’t want to be called The Slim Reaper

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I mean, Eastern Oregon is about as Idaho as you can get. 

I like Colin Woodward’s 11 nations myself.

I just give people the thumbs up these days. It makes them feel pretty stupid.

What everyone needs to learn is that everyone driving faster than me is a maniac trying to get themselves and everyone else killed, and everyone driving slower than me is an idiot causing traffic.

Kind of hope he goes back to missing all his shots and has to resort to publicly retracting this statement.

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

Okay, but will it have the most important feature of the games: the horrendous Infinity Engine pathfinding? It’s not an authentic Baldur’s Gate experience unless you’re yelling at one of your party members for going the opposite direction from the rest.

LeBron not winning Finals MVP that year remains a travesty 

If you can’t play with 50+ ms latency, it might not be your internet connection holding you back. 

I’m glad you recognize this take makes you a total herb. 

Twice I’ve gotten the vacation payout, and wished I’d taken the time off instead of the overtaxed money.

The trend I’m noticing, at least in my workplace, is that “work-life balance” is being translated this way:

Many companies have moved away from earned vacation banks and to an “unlimited” vacation policy. This means you get nothing when you leave... and you are obviously looked down upon if you do take a vacation. So, essentially “unlimited” = none

There are new candy bars.  They are called protein bars.