If fat shaming worked there would be no fat people.

I used my Bitcoins to purchase tulips and Beanie Babies.

Just....no. DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS COMMENTER. It is very easy to ignore or justify even the worst drinking problem. It’s inevitable, almost, come to think of it. Outside help like this (or many other methods) can be a crucial lifeline—even just taking a simple quiz online.

i’m gonna watch it now

On what are you judging my imagination and convictions? Like, I made a snarky internet post and you try to be some high-horse moral warrior. Fuck right off with that.

Reupping this comment I posted to the article with a million exclamation points:

An Oprah Presidency means she would instate known quack Dr. Oz as either Surgeon General or Director of Health and Human Services.

But if we give you and everyone else their $13 Bill Gates will no longer be able to afford buying every single house in Boston, and we can’t have that now can we?

Yep. And they’re just as fucking worthless compared to a decent traditional defined benefit pension as their 401K counterparts.

The idea that you could invest a few thousand bucks a year in a 401K and POOF achieve lasting financial security in retirement was fucking fraudulent from the beginning.

Yes, everyone that thinks you are an idiot is one person. That’s the logical conclusion. 👍

My understanding is that 403 b’s are pretty much the same thing coming from an employee’s perspective, but are slightly easier for the employer to administer. In other words, they suck.

you mean the easily accessible baby mangler?

Every flat service in a house does.

I think you missed the real conspiracy theory, that Belichik traded Garoppolo to Brady’s childhood team out of spite to Brady. One last twist of the knife making Brady watch as Garoppolo goes on to great success with the team he grew up watching and likely always wanted to play for?

Lol this guy?

Man, I love German food. One of my favorite German restaurants shut down last year, and it really depresses me. It was the first place I had blood sausage, where I discovered what Schnitzel should actually taste like, my first Spaetzle, and where I could get all the Schwartzbier on tap.

The issue that most people have with stick driving is shifting into first gear. The rest is easier, but first gear takes a bit of practice and when you mess up the car makes a lot of unpleasant noise which kinda makes you not want to keep going lol

Hey, I’m pretty excited for the first non-cover album from A Perfect Circle since 2003.