Addendum: People - for the love of God, stop posting naked pictures of your baby on Facebook

Drugs. And other illegal transactions.

Which is precisely why the OP’s suggestion that we should cut SS and Medicare is a stupid, stupid, stupid idea.

Exactly the sort of thing I would expect a shifty as fuck person to say...

Can we stop with 12k individual being double bullshit. Currently all individuals get at least a 10,500 deduction/exemption. 6k+ standard deduction and 4k+ personal exemption....so yeah 12k is not double 10.5k.

“I’m not on Facebook” is the new “I don’t have a television”.

These are some solid recommendations. I’m especially high on Codenames, that game is brilliant.

everytime i try to tell ghandi anything he ends up nuking everyone...... dudes a dick

I remember when you guys were falling over yourselves to be first in line to blow this dude just because he had a mixed race family and they did some stupid dance or something.

No, no, guys, look closely.

“Welcome to Middle Earf!”

Man, these later seasons of Modern Family are weird.

So he sat on this for 6 months until he did something worthy of a reply? That is pretty awesome.

I forget the percentage, but I believe a majority of the country only has two choices for internet service. It’s usually two out of the big three.

Go ahead and mock imaginary investments all you want. Last December I invested 10 grand in thoughts and prayers when they were trading for $3.78 a share. Soon after the Vegas and Texas shootings demand hit a premium and I sold at $22,000 a share and cleared a cool $58 million.

Is this potentially just a really good negotiating tactic? Because they were getting lowballed with just “he and she,” they countered with 1000 genders, then society counters with “they” and every goes on their merry way.

again I dont have the kids....still find time to game, on a home cinema with large HD screen and sound 

Look, if 90% of your fans call themselves the 12s then it is perfectly legit to use it generally for Seahawks fans.

This is sort of the Jezebel version of “Is Joe Flacco elite?”

Risking a mice infestation on an entire building full of innocent bystanders, who have to live there and will eventually have to pay for the pest removal, just because you can't handle being dumped? Not even cheated on, but just dumped? What an utter, absolute, selfish c**t. Why do people applaud behaviour like that?