Ahh, Scootin' Fruity.

http://www.amazon.com/Trustfire-5-modes-3800lm-Flashlight-Electric/dp/B006QQUJ1M/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1352325531&sr=8-2&keywords=3800+lumen+flashlight

This one treats me right :)

I bought a 3800 lumen cree flashlight for 40 bucks. An extra 15 for loads of batteries and charger. I use Velcro straps to put it on my bike. Brighter than car headlights, strobe mode gets everyone's attention, and you have a kickass flashlight to carry around. Wins all around :D

As a lover of flashlights I'm always surprised by how shitty the ones used by professionals are.

I shook that man's hand once. That was a good day.

I understand the extension, I don't mean the height of the rungs, but if the actual surface of the rung were level when standing straight up they would be tilted forward when the ladder is pulled out, which is really awkward.

So, doesn't the front of each shelf slope down a bit so that the ladder rungs can be level when you pull it out?

Conveniently, if you like one of their knives, you can bet that they have an exact copy in different magnifications. The great keychain knives are the same design as the 6 inch bladed folders. Because it's a good design.

Before people go calling this a big gimmick, notice that Spyderco is an excellent knife manufacturer who's been in the game a while. They make some of the best police issue blades as well. They're generally great steel, practicality, and build quality for the money. Don't be afraid to check them out on Amazon,…

Damn. I was looking forward to the insane shipping cost, cold ass, gashes, possible lead poisoning, and inability to move my new chair. I'll have to send this one back when it arrives.

For those a touch confused, Evian is Naive spelled backwards.

You're in luck. Jet fuel is just kerosene. It's about as easy to get as diesel fuel.

I'm a computer technician. I do great work on PCs, I'd prefer not to have to work on macs. now it will be impossible. Rejoice!

diamond fiber is still carbon fiber.

Every Miss America nominee is going to be so happy!

I find that the HELP command is more concerning. You can no tweet "Help" OR "Get help" if you are in danger. Of course this is not the best way to try to get help, but I can imagine someone in trouble typing "Help" as a tweet 15 times over, and being denied, and in trouble.

Here's the basics you can be sure of:

I was literally thinking about this very question earlier today!

The assistance of 31 WHAT!??