This whole thing reminded me of the Jitterbug. Made for young folks to give their mums so they can stop working tech-support all the time.

Why thank you mr. nugget.

If the eyes somehow came as stickers, this project would be in the clear.

Aesop has many very differently designed shops. Google image search them. They get on hot design and architecture websites all the time. One of them is made entirely of cardboard boxes.

For the record - this is the process of drastically altering one's fingerprints, usually done after committing a crime or attaining a new identity. This is the middle, worst looking part of the process. It's done with crystals of very strong acid. It had to go so deep in order to permanently alter the dermis layer,…

"this is their Usain Bolt. At 23 pounds, it's B.O.B.'s lightest, sleekest, fastest-moving ride."

Even people talking about firecrackers are rather off. The difference is between high and low explosives. High explosives detonate and low explosives deflagrate (burn really fast).