“Victory will tow it away free, and you’ll get cash on the spot, or save money by fixing up your car with used parts. Victory has seven acres of used parts. Starters, alternators, transmissions...”

You forgot the Punisher stickers bra.

Sweet a truck with a bed just big enough to hold my protein supplements and gallon jug of water!

Oh. My. God. This is the sweetest thing I have ever seen!

YOU CAN SHARE HOODIES?? I never thought of that, you’re a genius! With a toasty Toast (miss ya Toast) <3

We have a dog that we think is a grey/lab mix, and she’s the sweetest ever. Her name is Eleanor Bonesevelt. Here she is with our docker spaniel Franklin Delano Bonesevelt:

Noodlehorse!!!!!

Look at the best boy.

A star for you just for this one line...

I can read between the lines to make my own determination, but how exactly do you FEEL about homosexuality? Do those meanies on the left make you FEEL BAD about your BAD FEELINGS about gay people? Well, boo fucking hoo, buddy. It’s obvious that what you don’t understand about this would take me too long to explain,…

I just looked up this “peloton” and holyshit I am now salivating all over my desk you evil, evil person.

TWO peletons...I am envious. I can’t afford to look at the prices much less actually purchase one.

Wait, Chadley got one before Becca?

feet on dash

Here’s the biggest problem with that: Part of the fun of watching a streamer is interacting with them. There’s a reason why “less chat delay” is a perk that Twitch offers to their partnered broadcasters. By default, there is 15-30s delay on the average twitch stream.

Then they bitch about the price of diesel when they go to fill up.

How is this even a question? You are an Attorney, you get a F10 535i xDrive. Stop wasting everybody’s time.

That’s the service’s biggest selling point, if you ask me.

Forgot the Affliction T-shirts.