Don’t physics on me!

Come and take it!
(from my mangled, glass shredded corpse)

Just coming up with some good flag ideas for the inevitable insurrection rally at the local DMV.

I’m guessing more like $700. 

Probably the Instagram selfie crowd. Pop culture themed pop-up bars do this all the time. You literally show up just to take pictures for social media.

Whatever floats their boat!

Horse beats car.

When I saw these other pieces I flashed back to my first Pompidou Centre visit.. I was correct, I now appreciate this even more!

Great way to hide the dated infotainment system, is this thing never getting updated?

I chose not to have kids. My sister however created an offspring so I say good luck to her not repeating our parents approach. The running joke is that I should expect my niece at our door on her 13th birthday, if my sister was any point of reference. (Kids can be just as bad as their parents)

But it has 4 fucking wheels! 

This is a perfect COVID-era car. Driving and general commuting is way down. If you’re going to lose your job on/off indefinitely, you can squeeze the monthly payments (assuming healthy credit) to get through hard times. If you’re going to need a new car in shitty, uncertain times, why not get in at the lowest point of…

Tip: Just when you start to have the downstairs rumbles, floor it in reverse!
Tip: Never stop flooring it in reverse.

I still want solid confirmation on the straight 6 going into the Mazda 6. 

Came here to reminisce on the 90's/early 2000's era of streaming, aka emailing 1-2MB files with 480 or lower resolution. 

For more mouth feelz, use tubular pasta like bucatini in any of these recipes, it helps hold in some of the sauces/creams. 

Gax tax? 

After Google Reader shut down I rolled my own instance of Tiny Tiny RSS. Unless my hosting provider borks something it will run forever. 

I can’t find the exact one used the FloDouche Bros in my area, but Google swordfish assault rifle sticker. The hits on that are too literal, the one I see is much more masqueraded. More like a piece of coral as a rifle. I don’t get it.

$1k is a lot of Punisher, Thin Blue Line, and fully tattered American flag stickers. Don’t forget the long fish masked as an assault rifle! Because how else do you express your love of deep sea fishing AND weapons of war at the same time?

JORTS
HISOK
NBSHU

I’m sure if you gathered all the weed/crack/meth/mdma/etc residue from the seats, door pockets, and hidden compartments and sold that back on the street you’d turn a profit on each car.