It seemed to pass the Ask This Old House electrician’s approval. I saw this on an episode featuring several USB outlet options. He usually runs tape around the outlets that he installs, so maybe it was a sponsored inclusion?

Bull from Night Court?

Here’s a better solution. Buy some lego car kits. Throw the cars down the stairs, then rebuild them. Keep doing that over and over. This should satisfy the car maintenance addiction you seem to have.

That’s no pancake

I have this model from Amazon. I did start to see issues with it in the hotter months of Florida, where it may or may not power up or stop responding. It is the legit capacitor version too.

I have this model from Amazon. I did start to see issues with it in the hotter months of Florida, where it may or…

Military grade lasers fired from the police helicopters. Melt the bikes down to cubes and charge a disposal fee.

Another example:
I’ve done three RAGBRAI’s (week long bike ride across Iowa), and all of the armed forces teams will stop and help anyone in need, as a team, whether it’s mechanical or medical. I never needed them but when we passed the teams they always got a lot of Thank Yous.

Modern day spice is actually synthetic marijuana.. I was being sneaky about the Dune reference.

You can’t say Dune and spice in the same sentence without using the proper term, Melange.

I am seeing more and more 6's these days. I had a 2014 from summer of 2013 to end of 2015. It wasn’t until late 2015 that I saw more and more of them. I loved everything except for the lack of power. Zoom Zoom was “meh”. When you have the same engine as the 3, physics does not work in your favor. I now have a 535i and…

This. HOAs are good and bad, but as long as you keep it inside and relatively quiet, they can’t say anything. HOAs generally keep Cletus from having his 84 TransAm up on cinder blocks in the front yard or running an illegal car repair shop.

It’s the detonation cord burning up. The charges are plugged into drilled holes, they use a zigzag pattern to ensure a good split.

Had to.

And you’ll park it in your gey-rahge. Make sure to check for any meeee-thane leaks.

I don’t think they bother considering the gallons upon gallons of Ranch Dressing that will be dumped on each slice. The pizza eating habits of Southerners are very disturbing.

Just make sure your friend is sober. When they puke in that freebie Uber, it’s your account that will take the hit.

My wife has a three word review: “Bitches and hoes”

Dat ass(tek).

I know CJ too! By know, I mean I forked over 30k to him for my Mazda 6, but never met him in person. He’s got a one-off Mazda dealer in the Chicago burbs.

If you’re interested in becoming a customer, be warned their admin app is iOS only. Makes IT Budgeting fun when you’re forced to spend 3-4x the $$$ on tablets.