I get it. Someone once tried to make me watch an entire soccer game. It did not end well.

Let’s leave Oxford commas out of this.

Hmm. Maybe I need to talk slowly here.

If you like miserable winters, rocky cold-water beaches, impossible transportation links (hello, Storrow Drive and the Green Line!), bars with cover charges AND last call at 12:45, and an inferiority complex that causes residents to seriously argue that Boston is a legit global city...then Boston is the place for you!

“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy

"The market lacks a robust regional area from which to draw individuals and corporations that are not already attending games and purchasing tickets."

Detroit does not really support a pro football team.