Calling out the Gabriel tackle on Hazard is whataboutery and obscures the main point. When two players are going for the ball, stuff happens and maybe it gets called. If Gabriel had spit in his face while doing it, then okay. I personally though Hazard engineered the alleged foul but obviously I am biased, and like I…

No, that’s not it. If Chelsea were so good at “football” then they wouldn’t need any of this back-alley thugery to win. If winning is the only thing that matters to you, then great. Chelsea won the game, but I cannot think of anything else positive to say about them.

I don’t know what you mean, but the possibility that anything about the game was pleasing to Phil Mushnick makes it officially the worst loss ever in my book.

I’m the type of ungrateful Giants fan who remembers more about both 2010 losses to the Eagles than any of the heartbreaking playoff losses they inflicted on other teams. I mean, Jesus the poor 2o12 Niners, and I’m just sitting there like: “DERRRR GMEN!” But bring up any Cowboys/Eagles loss in the past 10 years and I…

“Smug” is an accusation that gets thrown a lot at Barnwell analytical types. But it’s not his fault that NFL coaches bad at clock management. He’s mostly shooting fish in a barrel and often admits to doing so. I’m not really sure what you want from the guy, he never claimed to be the Stephen Hawking of football…

Also you should probably know that Russell Wilson’s stadium song is “Wilson” by Phish. I like them but I figured that would make you hate him even more.

I got 10 games for crushing Ted Cruz’s head with my bare hands like on Game of Thrones. But at least 8 of those games were because I also tested positive for marijuana.

As a recently suffering Nats fan, I could definitely see THIS of all seasons being the one where the make a playoff run. But would it kill them to shop for a bat or two? They did need bullpen help, but Paps has always struck me as overrated because he supposedly has a “closer’s mindset” or some nonsense.

MLB Slugfest needs more love. My favorite hitter was Dolphin Manny Ramirez.

Brodie wasn’t even that great at it. I almost got to 100 goals in one of them (93 or 94). The computer was absurdly easy to beat. Great 2 player game though.

“Oh Colin, don’t talk about this.” - literally everyone any time he talks

I dropped Larry Johnson for Mewelde Moore the year that Priest Holmes got hurt and LJ took over. Also Larry Johnson.

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It is usually a safe assumption, I wasn’t really that clear anyways.

Tiki Barber retired to focus more on being a douchebag.

I was referring more to the second scenario you mentioned. I realize that it is hard to play football without a hand. But if his injuries are minor, then he would be flipping the situation to his advantage by convincing the Giants to release him.

Wait, so JPP blowing off his hand isn’t really that bad for JPP—only the Giants? God damnit.

I am not “totally in the bag” for the Dead, although I like them. I like Phish better because they have more hard rock and funk songs. Please I do not need anyone else’s opinion of them, I am just trying to be helpful! #notallhippies

I don’t really try to defend Phish or Dead to anyone, but the belligerent fans (who are quite annoying yes) make it harder on rest of us. What also annoys me is that people always think I want to hear their long rant about why Phish sucks so much. They’re like the people who tell you how bad meat is when you’re eating…

Yea he actually said in an interview that he plays better when doesn’t think about what he’s playing, which is counterintuitive but apparently true for him.