What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine’s pricks are on the outside 

What, you actually know how horse racing works? Get out of here with that relevant knowledge and bring me the hot taeks about how replay sucks and is bad.

Not his first time failing to maintain a line an endangering other horses and jockeys. To be clear, the race today was breathtakingly close to a full on disaster 

Must drive a BMW. Should have signaled.

“It just felt white, y’know?”

Love that the league would basically say, “Hey we tried, but we were told no.”

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

I was gonna slag this guy, but then I remembered a recent game of Rocket League where a teammate — the lowest-scoring one on the team by a wide margin — kept sending messages of “scrub teammates” and “fuck you”, so once the game was out of reach, I spent the rest of the match intentionally ramming him away from the…

Why aren’t Izzo and Dantonio suspended, right now this very second? We have documented proof they are complicit in covering up rape, multiple rapes actually. We have credible witnesses on the record backing it up.

On the flipside, I think colorizing, when done well, is really interesting and removes a layer from the film that prevents many people from connecting with it. What you are seeing is no less real than the B&W footage.

She said some profoundly stupid things, though, and this is coming from someone who’s lefter than left. It’s not just that the protested the war. She said that anyone fighting in the war was a war criminal who should be executed. That was, to put it mildly, not fair to the men who had been drafted to fight and had no…

Have to say, I’m not exactly certain why Megyn is missing the forest for the trees here. The issue is not what Jane Fonda did or did not do during the Vietnam war.

The current president ran his entire campaign about how shitty America was.

The whole Hanoi Jane thing was a setup.

I Have To Look at the Tape: The Ben McAdoo Story

I may get some shit for this opinion...but I think Eli was very underrated as an SNL host.

And to make matters worse was Eli Manning screwing up Eli Manning’s exit by once again crashing into the door that says “PULL”.

Al Capone’s Vault is going to file a complaint about being violated.

Don't know if this has already been mentioned, but The Grudge was something I had to watch in two shifts because it was freaking me out too much. Despite growing up watching slasher flicks aplenty, having seen The Shining at 11 or 12 and not really been too fazed by it, and so on, I wasn't at all familiar with…

I don't even know how you can just pick up the paper and start reading it. They've been on the same damn adventure for 40 years, how can you recap that in one panel?