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So you hate cats.  Any other personal problems you need to share?

I ain’t ‘fraid of no bed!

RLM talked about this and mentioned they could have just shown a ghostly arm helping Pheobe and I’m like “Yes. That’d have been much better.”

Jesus Christ they actually made a dead Egon toy.

Right. Everyone always uses “bust a nut” to mean cracking the shells of the fruit from nut-bearing plants...not the other thing which is just an internet myth.

I ain’t fraid of no sleep!

to blurt out randomly

Ya’know bustin’ makes me feeeel goooood!” is probably my favorite line to blurt out randomly from any song.

I only care about Luigi. This should be a Luigi movie and it should be some sort of tragic comedy. In fact, I’d love it if it’s almost like Succession; successful and cold Mario, distant and icy Peach and poor Luigi, just constantly the target of their R-Rated jabs.

I’ll just mention the idea that I’ve had about how to avoid these things in the future...12 year old boys...a room full of them - you present them with your idea/product/logo/marketing stuff...and then leave the room.
Within 5 minutes you’ll have all the jokes pointed out to you...and far more than you might have

Now they can reject being employable. Physicians have a sky high vaccination rate, if in doubt on something I’m going to follow the experts examples on something.

I mean do we know definitively that marilyn manson hasn’t had any ribs removed?

Which is why I said that my bigger problem is that he just seems to be a bad fit for the role.

This hospitalization surge is entirely brought on by the unvaxxed. Check out the second chart in this article. It’s so fucking enraging.

Less sympathy makes you more qualified for senior management.

I’ve figured it out.
So Andrew Garfield has been denying being in No Way Home, an he’s telling the truth. But he will return as The Amazing Spider-Man in the new Chris Pratt movie, Garfield: Into the Garfieldverse.
When it happens, remember who figured it out.

It may be bad for Minnesota but here in Alabama we had recently had double the hospitalizations with an even smaller population. Right now we are in a lull but with the face to face gatherings coming up, an absurdly low vaccination rate, and almost non-existent mask wearing I expect us to go into another surge in

You list how much sympathy you have on your resume? 

So remember folks, now is not the time to have a heart attack or traffic crash in Minnesota as you will die waiting for space in the ICU. And no, they don’t keep special extra beds for things other than covid. Everyone’s in this dumpster fire together.