No Way Home is gonna be some epic shit

Sony’s Marketing Department: “Oh my god, guys! You won’t believe the crazy stuff we have in store for you! But we don’t want to spoil anything for you!”

the fact that the symbol looks like an ass if you turn it sideways, is all the metaphor you need.

We built this city
We built this city on vol-ca-no.

At first I was really excited by the idea of a bunch of bitcoin bros moving to live near a volcano, but now that I’ve learned that this volcano is not likely to erupt, my enthusiasm has diminished

Seriously. His leaving--assuming his replacement tries at all--would be a huge step toward fixing it.

What does he mean if he can fix it? He’s a major part of the problem.

Let’s be real, threatening to have an employee murdered and actively protecting people accused (and in one reported case, proven) of sexual assault ABSOLUTELY deserves being fired. Those are only A HANDFUL of the allegations against him.

(Listen, I get the criticisms about too much crossover, too much franchising, let Spider-Man be the star in his own movie.)

“Dubious Merit”?
They single handedly took a genre that was at worst disrespected and laughed at and at best an escapist novelty and turned it into a financial and critical powerhouse. Not just in terms of superheros but also forcing every other franchise to figure out how to create a shared universe.

20+ mostly good…

A reasonable guess, but the tweet below quotes Eden Perkins using she/her pronouns to refer to Ed:

Anything like character development or an overarching statement about who Peter is—as has been granted to his other trilogy veterans like Tony Stark and Steve Rogers—are nowhere to be found here.

Congratulations, Justin. You’ve done your Utter Horseshit Clickbait for the day. Take a victory lap.

Glad someone took the time to respond to all of the nonsense and hand-wringing in this blog post. What the hell does this guy expect from the MCU? The whole promise of it was building this universe and not pretending like everything was isolated. Throwing Doctor Strange, the MCU’s other pretentious smartass, in with…

I mean... we kinda have to see the movie first to even start to assess that, right? I’m not the biggest fan of how superhero films have subsumed basically everything in pop culture, in how the dominant form of superhero film is the live-action PG-13 epic, a form that does the least with all the opportunities superhero…

Just an FYI, the actor playing Ed uses they/them pronouns, so I’m guessing the character will too?

I wish I had the money to throw around on crap like this.

Can’t people just look it up online? Or buy a Copy?

Little did you know that your freedom was being jeopardized by medical fascism. Or something.